Tums Poems - Poems about Tums

...I love refried beans Jalapeno peppers too I chop them up and eat them in a bowl of sour cream All day, all night, and on weekends But then I get old My throat betrays me My stomach goes amuck......

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...Christmas Song parodies Feliz Navidad Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Put me in handcuffs because I rob. I Wanna phone call this very instant! I ......

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...It's Christmas eve dawn and something is very wrong For the children unable to wait watching for Santa and it's late The stockings are empty not even a lump of coal no presents under the tree di......

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...I've always lived in Southern California. I've never heard of summer rain. This notion, I have to say, quite honestly, Strikes me as insane.    I might as well speak of fluffy penguins Who liv......

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...It's where we found our thrill up there on Whimberry Hill though I complained that it might rain and said there was a chill You said that it was fine the sun would surely shine wind in your ......

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...Please stop the pain, the drain of the pain, infiltrating my life, my mind Temporary relief in a bottle, not good for my stomach PPI's and Tums don't do it Take it away, let me enjoy the day, m......

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...lunch not made by mom grannies quick-fix needed tums~~ poo berries unjam......

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...Evening is settling in. I empty my basket at the counter. A pint of vodka (the kind that comes in plastic bottles), a bottle of ’Tums’ antacids. A box of frozen French Bread Pizza. A jar of j......

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...at last! the first hot days are here blue skies and warm breezes vivid green lush grass birds are noisily nesting skinks zip over the rocks shiny summer coats appear on ......

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...Little Heidel clapped her hands As she heard the marching bands Monkeys came who were leading With their funny tails beating ......

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...Hurgle-y, Gurgle-y Gastrointestinal Silly sounds stomachs make: Borborgymi! Reflux and GERD both see Hyperacidity, Heartburn and stomach aches: More Tums for me! ————— Note to self: Do......

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...These are prophetic poems and apocalyptic poems about the earth, climate change, global warming, extinction events, and mankind's role on an endangered world ... Polish by Michael R. Burch ......

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...Down, down the known street where  the quite evening lying down, my legs took me a walk  Sending the sun to west, something that street holding for me. Little, little lonely voices' hands knoc......

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...Boe the Eskimo There is a little Eskimo named Boe He loves to play on the ice and the snow One day as he played on the ice, it cracked Boe, in shock k......

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... There's a burning flame within me that I've got. It's quite a sensation that's feels so hot. There's nothing wrong here; it feels quite right. It wasn't caused by the enchiladas I ate to......

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