Troubleshoot Poems

Fear of Missing Out - FOMO

...can’t seem to shut it down
no strength to stay away
when I try hard to back down
fear of missing out holds sway

FOMO, FOMO, FOMO
keeps driving me insane
try to minimize its hold by
playing s...

Ah methinks I could sleep forever

...Ah... methinks I could sleep forever

Basking in a supine position
with eyes wide shut
while the space heater churns out
fast moving molecules of heat
solitudinarian drowsy thinker fêted
by mi...

Him about me

...I said ,"I love you ,"
He asked ," How so?"
I said," I troubleshoot and brainstorm there,
Where you  are truly guiding me to lead a way
To clean the silence
Not to silence the clean."

He said...

I am sorry, Joanna, on behalf of the Nominative case

...These days, actors and singers serve my catapult mayhem, 
sometimes they are catalyst too!
I sing in between their lines of songs
their churned up recorded whims, hums, and candid cataracts! 
And...

How to save a Royal etiquette explainable when loyal rumination is not

...To Royal Prince George and Royal Princess Charlotte

How to save a Royal etiquette explainable when loyal rumination is not?
In a supplicating interlocking prayer
I witnessed so many times , simp...

Missing Link

...I've plugged it in
And turned it on 
Checked the cable 
Won't take long 

Allowed access 
Downloaded files 
Installed drivers 
Wait quite a while 

Clicked the links
Agreed to terms 
Tick...

Inextricably Rooted With Hair Fixation

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation

As a lad in grade school,
yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive,
oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid,
whose voice exhibited
a severe nasal twan...

Read Poem For Title

...Rather than contact tech savvy Macbook Pro technician

Computer technology a dog send
boot also a source of woe,
cuz prohibitive costs charged by technicians
to troubleshoot Macbook Pro
just re...

Steer Free and Clear By a Bajillion Miles

...Steer free and clear by a bajillion miles... 
the warning words website not secure
nearly left writer of these words piss poor.

usually linkedin with *********** websites
lest ye find yourself ...

Technological Glitch With Ebt Ie Food Card

...Technological glitch with EBT (i.e.) food card...
at LIDL checkout line

At 4:03 PM on November first
two thousand and twenty,
the missus nsync with yours truly,
(an inimitable average Joe - cu...

Aging Long Haired Pencil Neck Geezer

...(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad dressings from deep freezer
and lettuce deign at your plea azure.)

Graced with boyish good looks,
inno...

Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues

...(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive) 
finds me bleary eyed stupefied 
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble 
collapsed amidst virtual rubble).

Best...

Verizon Router Won'T Connect To Internet Blues

...Verizon router won't connect to internet blues
(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
telecommunications gone south).

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gott...

2009 Hyundai Sonata Funereal Lament

...Unaffordable, yet valiant speeding, 
tailgating, and zooming Pep Boys, I cannot dodge. 

Yours truly grief stricken
(sob... sob... sob)...
wheely hard to bear
this anticipatory anxiety
riddled...

A Convoluted Story

...Looking mighty cute
Dressed in a suit
He was on route
To pick up a loot
Ever so resolute

Arrived at the institute
He thought he heard them call him a cloot
Or maybe it was a galoot
He reall...

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