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Steer Free and Clear By a Bajillion Miles

Steer free and clear by a bajillion miles... the warning words website not secure nearly left writer of these words piss poor. usually linkedin with *********** websites lest ye find yourself in the maws of hackers. generalization utilized to communicate actual online experience that occurred Wednesday (August 24th, 2022), while i unwittingly in the shower lathering up my hair, which inter lude of relaxation interrupted when the missus shouted out serious message identification. yours truly paid steep price courtesy the wife who ventured forth into seedy webbed world she zealously, nonchalantly, blithely ventured into steamy underbelly of fetid depraved beast. to unlock access to Macbook Pro i grudgingly, depressingly, angrily forked over five hundred ninety eight dollars and ninety nine cents pronto courtesy PayPal to purported vendor/merchant named Support Desk, which supposed technician asked me to relinquish control of said laptop in order to troubleshoot alarming situation regard ding motley crew jump/kick starting getting my precious data specifically and most importantly including banking information allowing, enabling and providing nasty and brutish cyberpunks to siphon every last cent painstakingly acquired by slew of empathetic professional psychological helpmates (such as george adams, jean dole, elba dorley, gabe pinkski, paul sacks), who vouchsafed crippling anxiety afflicted me, which agreed upon diagnosis schizoid personality disorder qualified yours truly to receive social security disability, a dog send to allow, enable, and provide unearned income to help meet basic costs of livingsocial. fortunately i did not need to establish gofundme site, cuz wise mind within mine noggin suspected unsavory shenanigans after speaking (with con- siderable agitation) over the telephone with deux (not good) fellas compounded by language barrier, who brazenly wrested remote control of aforesaid computer (courtesy ramping up fear factor) wrought by unforgiving hackers would wantonly wreak havoc with mein kampf destroying financial security nsync ruining OpenOffice poetry and prose documents, and even though worst case scenario avoided thus far, an uneasy feeling grips every fiber of mine corporeal, emotional, and spiritual being, cuz instinctive sixth sense came to the rescue and touché Matthew Harris for filing a claim with Citizens bank after above stated dollar figure posted nipping in bud potential fraudulent cyber scheme, which one aging long haired pencil necked geek naive nattering nerdy nabob of negativism nearly got hoodwinked.

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