Long Troubleshoot Poems
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Ah methinks I could sleep forever
Ah... methinks I could sleep forever
Basking in a supine position
with eyes wide shut
while the space heater churns out
fast moving molecules of heat
solitudinarian drowsy thinker fêted
by miniature fantasy
of tropical island paradise
accompanying and populating slumber
courtesy flickering,...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, adventure, appreciation, atheist, beautiful, freedom, humorous, motivation,
Form:
Rhyme
Inextricably Rooted With Hair Fixation
Inextricably rooted with hair fixation
As a lad in grade school,
yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive,
oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid,
whose voice exhibited
a severe nasal twang)
felt envious at other boys,
especially those young bucks
who sported budding antlers
plus thick...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Steer Free and Clear By a Bajillion Miles
Steer free and clear by a bajillion miles...
the warning words website not secure
nearly left writer of these words piss poor.
usually linkedin with pornography websites
lest ye find yourself in the maws of hackers.
generalization utilized to...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, anger, computer,
Form:
Free verse
Aging Long Haired Pencil Neck Geezer
(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad dressings from deep freezer
and lettuce deign at your plea azure.)
Graced with boyish good looks,
innocence and naiveté to boot,
an especial loathing toward me
chicken legs re: spindleshanks
(which...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, 12th grade, 7th grade, creation, humor, hyperbole,
Form:
Free verse
Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues
(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me bleary eyed stupefied
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble
collapsed amidst virtual rubble).
Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gotta quench mine...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel,
Form:
Free verse
2009 Hyundai Sonata Funereal Lament
Unaffordable, yet valiant speeding,
tailgating, and zooming Pep Boys, I cannot dodge.
Yours truly grief stricken
(sob... sob... sob)...
wheely hard to bear
this anticipatory anxiety
riddled joker impossible
mission thwarting despair
death knell tolled (told),
woebegone news, I did fear
hears stunned...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, depression,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Verizon Router Won'T Connect To Internet Blues
Verizon router won't connect to internet blues
(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
telecommunications gone south).
Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gotta quench mine thirst
whereby think Botox lips zipped and pursed
hence impossible linkedin...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
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Rather than contact tech savvy Macbook Pro technician
Computer technology a dog send
boot also a source of woe,
cuz prohibitive costs charged by technicians
to troubleshoot Macbook Pro
just recently sought out
self teaching methodology
perhaps oddly enough
even tapping into pantomime lessons
(mastering...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, angst, appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
Technological Glitch With Ebt Ie Food Card
Technological glitch with EBT (i.e.) food card...
at LIDL checkout line
At 4:03 PM on November first
two thousand and twenty,
the missus nsync with yours truly,
(an inimitable average Joe - cur -
biden his time at Royersford, Pennsylvania
LIDL food...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, adventure, appreciation, conflict, food, humor, imagination, joy,
Form:
Free verse
I am sorry, Joanna, on behalf of the Nominative case
These days, actors and singers serve my catapult mayhem,
sometimes they are catalyst too!
I sing in between their lines of songs
their churned up recorded whims, hums, and candid cataracts!
And some days, whence things get...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, graduation,
Form:
Free verse
Technical Support
How could I survive without a computer, only heaven knows!
'Tis a necessary tool for my poetical verse to compose.
Today, the beast went down again, wouldn't you know it,
Just as I received a brilliant revelation so...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, computer-internetcomputer,
Form:
Rhyme
Fear of Missing Out - FOMO
can’t seem to shut it down
no strength to stay away
when I try hard to back down
fear of missing out holds sway
FOMO, FOMO, FOMO
keeps driving me insane
try to minimize its hold by
playing silly name games—
FOMO FOMO...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, anxiety, fear, psychological, social,
Form:
Rhyme
A Convoluted Story
Looking mighty cute
Dressed in a suit
He was on route
To pick up a loot
Ever so resolute
Arrived at the institute
He thought he heard them call him a cloot
Or maybe it was a galoot
He really wasn’t absolute
These days...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, adventure, humorous, silly,
Form:
Monorhyme
Computer Malfunction
This bewildering computer of mine just gives me fits!
I panic when the consarned thing goes on the fritz!
I peruse the baffling manual but that doesn't help me any.
It might as well have been written in...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, computer-internetcomputer, me,
Form:
Rhyme
How to save a Royal etiquette explainable when loyal rumination is not
To Royal Prince George and Royal Princess Charlotte
How to save a Royal etiquette explainable when loyal rumination is not?
In a supplicating interlocking prayer
I witnessed so many times , simplicity
Ode to divinity.
After all those are left,...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, baptism,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Earth Angel
His wings are most surely singed,
from fires of his many sins.
Yet, they wrap me in a gentleness,
That alludes to his protective prowess.
Beneath his nails, hard workin' dirt,
for angelic robes, a flannel shirt.
Denim jeans and scuffed...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, husband, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Missing Link
I've plugged it in
And turned it on
Checked the cable
Won't take long
Allowed access
Downloaded files
Installed drivers
Wait quite a while
Clicked the links
Agreed to terms
Ticked the boxes
Start to squirm
Updated versions...
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Categories:
troubleshoot, computer, humor,
Form:
Rhyme