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Technological glitch with EBT ie food card

Technological glitch with EBT (i.e.) food card... at LIDL checkout line At 4:03 PM on November first two thousand and twenty, the missus nsync with yours truly, (an inimitable average Joe - cur - biden his time at Royersford, Pennsylvania LIDL food market) unexpectedly witnessed cashier manning checkout aisle number two to experience technological glitch, which checkout person patiently, thru various and sundry attempts tried to nab ghost in the machine invariably found register to display DECLINE despite one after another dogged trial and error deliberately entering $25.79, the balance remaining after ALDI purchases rung up today at 15:27 (military time), said unnamed cashier tried his darnedest to troubleshoot snafu, while yours truly nonchalantly reports my superhuman xray vision, easily observed undetected immense cerebral activity silently and soundlessly appraising amazing faculty boring him with mine invisible telescopic quasi proboscis vicariously discerning himself he finally managed to surmount (figuratively) mind boggling daunting challenge applying cumulative technical acumen at long gave last mental herculean heave ho to resolve quandary (after much time elapsed) subsequently I made mental note to notify management first thing in the morning designating said individual as (at the least) employee of week award.

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