2009 Hyundai Sonata Funereal Lament

Unaffordable, yet valiant speeding, tailgating, and zooming Pep Boys, I cannot dodge. Yours truly grief stricken (sob... sob... sob)... wheely hard to bear this anticipatory anxiety riddled joker impossible mission thwarting despair death knell tolled (told), woebegone news, I did fear hears stunned me into silence, the unwelcome prognosis, I needed to hear no joke, but good humor totally wrecked vehicle forces yours truly to become..., no not a lion tamer but, yes a panhandling junketeer begging, copping, dilly dallying... ha to accept unpleasant unexpected dire straits gravely digging within lithosphere bidding... fare thee well treasured automobile faithful and near synonymous with ideal paramour, yet now must confront stark reality, lack ample disposable income available no financial resources to persevere, and worse case scenario me and the missus will need to don faux Santa Claus outfit, and roundup available reindeer for ourselves (yea... yea... yea..., I realize how spare and tired, pessimistic, forlorn success such short notice unless if... nah no fat or slim chance... apocalypse ushers abominable thermonuclear war, (I doubt Trump would pull publicity stunt to be re elected - ha) whereby Beatle browed, foo fighting foreigners, survivors impressed, feted, compensated... for service unless they willingly volunteer. Combination future pluperfect birthday presents and Noel hi Christmas gifts well nigh, noah ark cake "FAKE" attempt, to hoodwink, engine ear, trunk hate, et cetera drum, harp, trumpet... belie including objective to shanghai, nor fall out of good amazing graces toward (me) garden variety generic guy providing steadfast generous figurative air supply to fortify, revving me shaky talent, ye may oft times decry as unintelligible gobbledygook brainstorming ideas to try single handedly ambidextrously poetically kindle indeed codify to elucidate how transportation car reared and gone awry moderate expenses as original parts wear out, (i.e. battery, fender, brakes, hood latch, shock absorber, tires... albeit almost all simultaneously), hence I sigh aware expounding circumstance that doth defy immediate resolution incumbent to pacify troubleshoot immediate impasse squarely render quintessence problem solving the overriding challenge, I vilify.