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Number forty seven White House occupant against all odds

...Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect 
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined myself as a Republican
for that one glorious d...
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Categories: troglodyte, abuse, america, anger, anxiety,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberA Rising Sun

...A rising sun casting apricot upon the eastern sky
Then clear illumination sunbeams were shining bright
Above in the shadows, prune-plum purple bone dry

So cold below, feeling nature ...
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Categories: troglodyte, mystery,
Form: Villanelle



Serendipity

...From the era of troglodyte
to the evolved world of civilization.
The closer the life void of neophyte,
the farther apart should we be to condemnation.

Why is it that reverse is the case
as we ...
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Categories: troglodyte, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Beetle Buds

...Slumbering woods bloom
under beetle plowed pulp.
Up above, 
the canopy is bare,
and sheds only white zero’s.

Beetles hum beneath the rot,
detonate inaudible chitinous chimes, 
troglodyte ton...
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Categories: troglodyte, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Limericks Viii - a Bit Risque

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
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Categories: troglodyte, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberHazard

...the troglodyte span
                      
                 scribbling doldrum brain power
      
                                   the halcyon days...
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Categories: troglodyte, allusion, analogy, power,
Form: Haiku

Haiku

...I troglodyte 
In doldrums, scribbling-
the halcyon days

Promptly, my soul-
recalls, lo beloved's
pumpkin countenance...
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Categories: troglodyte, baby, girl, girlfriend, love,
Form: Haiku

Number Forty Six White House Occupant Re

...Number forty six - White House occupant re:
guarding President elect Joe Biden

Within mein hermitage
now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept
upon hearing unbelievable news,
(albeit at snai...
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Categories: troglodyte, america, blessing, confidence, dance,
Form: Rhyme

Doggerel I

...Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse

A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ dec...
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Categories: troglodyte, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Alas Ample Alliteration Available

...Alas ample alliteration available?!

True (terrific) title: Trump's truckling tutored troopers...;
wily word wizard worried,
where world wide web wickedly wends.

Triumphantly tenaciously (try ...
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Categories: troglodyte, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Alliteration

Premium MemberBirth To Infinity

...Germ of essence. 
Human blob. 
Shattered eggshell to the chicklet hatched.
Interlocking  family of a  kingdom.
Beget or begone? Antigone! 
Pouch bearing mammal  with no issue for her milk a plen...
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Categories: troglodyte, art, beautiful, beauty, birth,
Form: Prose Poetry

Epigrams Iv

...Sex Hex
by Michael R. Burch

Love’s full of cute paradoxes
(and highly acute poxes).



Love
by Michael R. Burch

Love is either wholly folly,
or fully holy.



Nun Fun Undone
by Mic...
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Categories: troglodyte, bible, christian, death, funeral,
Form: Epigram

The Eschaton of the Troglodyte

...One million years ago
Before everything we know
Was "this" even here
On the galactic frontier?

For some there's no debate
There was some extant state
For some there's no dispute
God's mouth ...
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Categories: troglodyte, age, anxiety, bible, creation,
Form: Rhyme

Stupid Meme

...The Troglodyte one percent to the majority.                                                                                                                      We are so Happy,                      ...
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Categories: troglodyte, allusion, bible, christian, education,
Form: Grook

Pancake Gorilla Onion

...Pancake Gorilla Onion 

It is obvious, the connection
Pancake, gorilla, onion
Walking down the street of all conclusions
Closed in on all sides by saffron meadows 
On all fours if you like
Rea...
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Categories: troglodyte, appreciation, confusion, creation, imagination,
Form: Free verse

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