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Trent Poems - Poems about Trent

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...there was a daring young rake named Kent who spent much time with a married woman from Trent till it was said they were caught in her bed and the husband in his head put a dent ......

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Categories: trent, humorous,
Form: Limerick
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...there was a daring young rake named Kent who spent much time with a married woman from Trent till it was said they were caught in her bed and the husband in his head put a dent ......

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Categories: trent, humor,
Form: Limerick



Incomplete Metamorphosis of Distilled Adolescent
...Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent... therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why? Mortified, petrified, stultified, et cetera sheltered, and mortally wounde......

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Categories: trent, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Christmas Eve
...Santa’s sleighing high, Among the starlit sky, Mounds and mounds of toys, For all the girls and boys. Rudolph leads the trip, Knows every curve and dip, Rudolph knows his way so well, Santa ca......

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Categories: trent, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sparky Trent
...Here lies Martin Jacob "Sparky" Trent Service Station Attendant Smoking while fueling Can be quite grueling A flick of the Bic and away Sparky went. Written November 1......

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Categories: trent, fun, goodbye, humor,
Form: Epitaph



Premium Member Hows It Hanging
...A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent Had such a peculiar bent The kick that he felt Was below the belt That’s how his manhood got a dent......

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Categories: trent, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Danger of Sunglasses
...I knew a young lad from the village of Trent He wore dark sunglasses wherever he went Ladies couldn't see his blues, So they focused on his fuse 'Til one day his vision was entirely s......

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Categories: trent, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Part 1 April Fool Yah
...1582 France switch from Julian calendar To Georgian calendar Does it matter Then council of Trent No pun intent Hindu calendar spring equinox I bet you thought this was a poem , b......

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Categories: trent, analogy, april, funny,
Form: Rhyme
About Twenty Two Score Years Ago
...About Twenty Two Score Years Ago... One “FAKE” rumor purports April Fools’ Day accepted with hostile abandonment according to Giggle ling search result conducted by this gent adopted when Fran......

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Categories: trent, april, art, celebration, day,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Payday
...A lady from Burton on Trent Would never have sex during Lent Her husband would bleat So how do we eat And how do we pay this weeks rent......

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Categories: trent, easter,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Lady Jennifer Trent
... Lady Jennifer Trent Here, with not a cent Lies stingy Lady Jennifer Trent Who, in trading health for wealth Invited death in stealth! Sept. 15, 2018 ......

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Categories: trent, bereavement, death, vanity,
Form: Epitaph
Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses
...(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women) women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle akin to puppy chasing her/his tail or require digital scale, at the extreme alt right re......

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Categories: trent, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Intermission: Ad Infinitum Lux Vitae
... "Intermission: Ad Infinitum Lux Vitae" Intermission I wait You call I have loved I wait Lux Vitae I have loved Through the Storm ......

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Categories: trent, birth, cancer, courage, daughter,
Form: Pantoum
Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses
...women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle akin to puppy chasing her/his tail or require digital scale, at the extreme alt right registering heavy loads whether you......

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Categories: trent, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Elegy
I'M Home
...Don’t cry over my vessel For it no longer holds me It was time for it to return to the Dust of the Earth You’re not suppose to Grieve for me You should be Rejoicing I know it’s hard not to I’......

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Categories: trent, christian, death, dedication, faith,
Form: Narrative

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