Trent Poems - Poems about Trent

...Upon the hills of Nottingham, where castles kiss the sky, A tapestry of time unfolds, beneath the centuries sigh. Stone whispers tales of Robin Hood, of arrows swift and true, Of Maid Marian's g......Read the rest...

...Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent... therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why? Mortified, petrified, stultified, et cetera sheltered, and mortally wounde......Read the rest...

...Santa’s sleighing high, Among the starlit sky, Mounds and mounds of toys, For all the girls and boys. Rudolph leads the trip, Knows every curve and dip, Santa turns on his GPS, Rudolph navigat......Read the rest...

...Here lies Martin Jacob "Sparky" Trent Service Station Attendant Smoking while fueling Can be quite grueling A flick of the Bic and away Sparky went. Written November 1......Read the rest...

...A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent Had such a peculiar bent The kick that he felt Was below the belt That’s how his manhood got a dent......Read the rest...

...I knew a young lad from the village of Trent He wore dark sunglasses wherever he went Ladies couldn't see his blues, So they focused on his fuse 'Til one day his vision was entirely s......Read the rest...

...1582 France switch from Julian calendar To Georgian calendar Does it matter Then council of Trent No pun intent Hindu calendar spring equinox I bet you thought this was a poem , b......Read the rest...

...About Twenty Two Score Years Ago... One “FAKE” rumor purports April Fools’ Day accepted with hostile abandonment according to Giggle ling search result conducted by this gent adopted when Fran......Read the rest...

...A lady from Burton on Trent Would never have sex during Lent Her husband would bleat So how do we eat And how do we pay this weeks rent......Read the rest...

... Lady Jennifer Trent Here, with not a cent Lies stingy Lady Jennifer Trent Who, in trading health for wealth Invited death in stealth! Sept. 15, 2018 ......Read the rest...

...(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women) women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle akin to puppy chasing her/his tail or require digital scale, at the extreme alt right re......Read the rest...

... "Intermission: Ad Infinitum Lux Vitae" Intermission I wait You call I have loved I wait Lux Vitae I have loved Through the Storm ......Read the rest...

...women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle akin to puppy chasing her/his tail or require digital scale, at the extreme alt right registering heavy loads whether you......Read the rest...

...Don’t cry over my vessel For it no longer holds me It was time for it to return to the Dust of the Earth You’re not suppose to Grieve for me You should be Rejoicing I know it’s hard not to I’......Read the rest...

...Kawehi : Part One I believe in you with all of my robot heart. From the first time I heard your sound, my mind was sent so far; Throughout space and time, there goes my mind! To a place I had......Read the rest...