Trent Poems - Poems about Trent

...Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent... therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why? Mortified, petrified, stultified, et cetera sheltered, and mortally wounde......Read More

...Santa’s sleighing high, Among the starlit sky, Mounds and mounds of toys, For all the girls and boys. Rudolph leads the trip, Knows every curve and dip, Santa turns on his GPS, Rudolph navigat......Read More

...Here lies Martin Jacob "Sparky" Trent Service Station Attendant Smoking while fueling Can be quite grueling A flick of the Bic and away Sparky went. Written November 1......Read More

...A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent Had such a peculiar bent The kick that he felt Was below the belt That’s how his manhood got a dent......Read More

...I knew a young lad from the village of Trent He wore dark sunglasses wherever he went Ladies couldn't see his blues, So they focused on his fuse 'Til one day his vision was entirely s......Read More

...1582 France switch from Julian calendar To Georgian calendar Does it matter Then council of Trent No pun intent Hindu calendar spring equinox I bet you thought this was a poem , b......Read More

...About Twenty Two Score Years Ago... One “FAKE” rumor purports April Fools’ Day accepted with hostile abandonment according to Giggle ling search result conducted by this gent adopted when Fran......Read More

...Payday A lady from Burton on Trent Would never have sex during Lent Her husband would bleat So how do we eat And how do we pay this weeks rent......Read More

... Lady Jennifer Trent Here, with not a cent Lies stingy Lady Jennifer Trent Who, in trading health for wealth Invited death in stealth! Sept. 15, 2018 ......Read More

...(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women) women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle akin to puppy chasing her/his tail or require digital scale, at the extreme alt right re......Read More

... "Intermission: Ad Infinitum Lux Vitae" Intermission I wait You call I have loved I wait Lux Vitae I have loved Through the Storm ......Read More

...women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle akin to puppy chasing her/his tail or require digital scale, at the extreme alt right registering heavy loads whether you......Read More

...Don’t cry over my vessel For it no longer holds me It was time for it to return to the Dust of the Earth You’re not suppose to Grieve for me You should be Rejoicing I know it’s hard not to I’......Read More

...Kawehi : Part One I believe in you with all of my robot heart. From the first time I heard your sound, my mind was sent so far; Throughout space and time, there goes my mind! To a place I had......Read More

...Ian trains at the National Water Sports Centre, In Nottingham ‘cos he lives in Stoke-on-Trent, And is a para-canoeist with many sports prior: Powerlifting, handcycling and shooting’s tent. ......Read More