Trent Poems - Poems about Trent

...A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent Had such a peculiar bent The kick that he felt Was below the belt That’s how his manhood got a dent......Read More

...I knew a young lad from the village of Trent He wore dark sunglasses wherever he went Ladies couldn't see his blues, So they focused on his fuse 'Til one d......Read More

...1582 France switch from Julian calendar To Georgian calendar Does it matter Then council of Trent No pun intent Hindu calendar spring equinox I bet you thought this was a poem , but guess what Failed to rec......Read More

...from Julian calendar to Gregorian calendar, (yet maintaining same gender reassignment) called for by the Council of Trent Lot affecting chronological abridgement forthrightly, immediately, and magically decreeing making with flour......Read More

...Payday A lady from Burton on Trent Would never have sex during Lent Her husband would bleat So how do we eat And how do we pay this weeks rent......Read More

... Lady Jennifer Trent Here, with not a cent Lies stingy Lady Jennifer Trent Who, in trading health for wealth Invited death in......Read More

...e secure heterosexual bondage stronger than omnipotent Marcy's Playground weather beaten pail Trent Reznor's sixty 9 inch rust free steel nail into the coffin of bias against bevy of beautiful babes wi......Read More

...87 – March 6, 1986) “Ram’s Head with Hollyhock”, 1935 https://www.georgiaokeeffe.net/ram-head-with-hollyhock.jsp Trent Reznor/Atticus Ross "Technically Missing" https://youtu.be/EBaa0k1y57w "Politics is a dirty business. If yo......Read More

...e secure heterosexual bondage stronger than omnipotent Marcy's Playground weather beaten pail Trent Reznor's sixty 9 inch rust free steel nail into the coffin of bias against bevy of beautiful babes ......Read More

...stray thought In the whisper of the wind Each time you look at our given daughter Amy In our grandchildren Alyssa & Trent Our nieces & our nephews In the faces of my brothers & sisters I left behind When the day comes for you to wa......Read More

...o be; inside that mind of yours. Beauty personified; you leave me amazed. It is you I adore. Go make a song with Trent, for that would be music to my ears; If I was able to make music, I would make it with you. I would have, coul......Read More

...Ian trains at the National Water Sports Centre, In Nottingham ‘cos he lives in Stoke-on-Trent, And is a para-canoeist with many sports prior: Powerlifting, handcycling and shooting’s tent. Born in 197......Read More

...the wood behind it you walk down the side of a factory to get to it, and for those who do not live in the uk stoke on trent is an heavy industrial area . ......Read More

... The Vagabond By Tom Wright There was a traveler named Trent, From a city in Michigan called Flint. He traveled so much, He was never in touch, Seems each time he arrived ......Read More

... Know thee also, Meretrix, the Pius Pontiff, Heaven sent, Who in his greater wisdom Convened over The council of Trent: Four hundred years spanning Across a Reformations fears; Reaffirmed when Pope John, In reflective reiteratio......Read More