Short Trent Poems
Short Trent Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Trent by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Trent by length and keyword.
Fabrication
There was a lady from Trent
Who could not pay her rent.
She stitched and sewed
And lo and behold
She now resides in a tent....
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Categories:
trent, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Payday
A lady from Burton on Trent
Would never have sex during Lent
Her husband would bleat
So how do we eat
And how do we pay this weeks rent...
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Categories:
trent, easter,
Form:
Limerick
Hows It Hanging
A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent
Had such a peculiar bent
The kick that he felt
Was below the belt
That’s how his manhood got a dent...
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Categories:
trent, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Untitled
there was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent
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Categories:
trent, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Lady Jennifer Trent
Lady Jennifer Trent
Here, with not a cent
Lies stingy Lady Jennifer Trent
Who, in trading health for wealth
Invited death in stealth!
Sept. 15, 2018
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Categories:
trent, bereavement, death, vanity,
Form:
Epitaph
Untitled
there was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent
...
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Categories:
trent, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Sparky Trent
Here lies Martin Jacob "Sparky" Trent
Service Station Attendant
Smoking while fueling
Can be quite grueling
A flick of the Bic and away Sparky went.
Written November 14, 2022...
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Categories:
trent, fun, goodbye, humor,
Form:
Epitaph
The Vagabond
The Vagabond
By
Tom Wright
There was a traveler named Trent,
From a city in Michigan called Flint.
He traveled so much,
He was never in touch,
Seems each time he arrived he went.
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Categories:
trent, travel, voyage,
Form:
Limerick
The Danger of Sunglasses
I knew a young lad from the village of Trent
He wore dark sunglasses wherever he went
Ladies couldn't see his blues,
So they focused on his fuse
'Til one day his vision was entirely spent.
written November 30, 2021...
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Categories:
trent, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Smug and Silver Trent
"The smug and silver Trent" - Shakespeare's Henry IV, Part I
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"The smug and silver Trent"
flooded badly in seventeen ninety-five,
when every bridge was damaged/washed away.
It's a risk today, but less so, so they say.
"The smug and silver Trent",
Will Shakespeare's quill recorded,
though at "smug" he took free license,
I would say.
10/27/2015...
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Categories:
trent, river,
Form:
Rhyme