Toting Poems - Poems about Toting

...It was so very long ago – A thousand days, ten-thousand nights Before the nights of silver stars And days of flying kites So long ago I can’t recall When I try hard, but yet: When I see the i......

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...If you’re looking for yuletide cynicism here, you’re shopping in the wrong place. This is New York City’s time of year. It’s stood the test of time and it fairly sparkles, proving that the ordi......

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...Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history Predicated on his paying obese sense to Ronald McDonald patron saint buzzfeeding his pie hole courtesy "two Big Macs, Fillet-O-Fish and a chocola......

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...Where is this place that I find myself in Was I snatched by a gun toting gang I don’t recall anything quite so extreme Since my poetic musings began It’s not the first time and it won’t be the ......

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...Winston tastes good like a knock knock cigarette should. See the USA in a Chevrolet, visit Dinah Shore along the way. But be sure and be toting some Chesterfield Lights. So we can be sexy and sult......

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...Fourteen pounds; that’s a bucket of lard And losing that shouldn’t be so hard It’s turkey, pud and let’s not quibble A pretty frequent midnight nibble It’s one whole stone of belly fat Inflati......

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...I writ a pome that shocked the teachers Knocked the collars off the preachers Awoke those sleeping in the bleachers Then I wrote another one Made it funny just for fun It ended ‘fore it was be......

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...Lady Cool and Mister Can Do Oh! Dahlin’ Lady Cool, we’re All sayin’ how you’re Lookin’ bussin-fine indeed, In your blue jeans, and your Fingers all so smart, five by Five in sterling rings. ......

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...Some spider webs in our house Are permanent installations That have been up there so long I’ve named them constellations The largest is Webus Major Made by a little nipper That crawls around ......

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...Pelted with such incredible force one hundred and ten on that fastball; Harder to dodge than anything in sports; Foggy you’re lost within a pitfall sweet nothings condensed on your cheek; Th......

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...Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies and Gentlemen please! The show is about to begin, So put your mind at ease. The players are in their place, And the band is ready to play. The curtain is about to......

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...I’ve started school There isn't much to say I make friends I go to classes I feel funny Something came undone The year I was away I don’t like people Thanksgiving The first time in a yea......

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...Pale daughters don't stoke the familial fireside they wait patiently for the darkness toting their time They are not the ones to hang around freckles smiles instead they tell quaint jokes ......

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...A situation or state of confused movement or violent turmoil. (dictionary definition #2 of Maelstrom) Today’s opinions are so contrasting and divisive that nobody seems to know up from down! I be......

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...Remorseless sweaty palms despite being prescribed glycopyrrolate. Though the angst riddled psyche of mine crafted youth, long since receded, ebbed in the past, infringement, impingement, and in......

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