Toothpaste Poems - Poems about Toothpaste

... "Hieronymus Dipped" The neurochip sucked me like a lollipop ... mind first into the dream, squeezed my thoughts out like tubes of candy coloured toothpaste all over t......Read the rest...

...Everything I buy to touch or taste is made in China, made in China leave alone my china set, even my toothpaste is made in China, made in China. From my pencils to my stencils to the golden lo......Read the rest...

... I love hearing stories, stories from my grandparents. They love to tell stories, stories from many years ago. Grandma tells about bread, when bl......Read the rest...

...Suburban resident pretense, a bleak uniformity. I grew up among the repetitious homes, isolated alienated, I wandered the conformity, the endless square yards, the dull feckless syndrome. Repug......Read the rest...

...Do you think I had forgotten about you? You carried me home when I drank too much. Hoisted me over your shoulder, drowning delicately in laughter. It was late but we didn’t care, we’d lau......Read the rest...

...(a story in Senryus) I can’t figure out why everything doesn’t happen like I want. I brush my teeth and floss regularly, I wash my roommates dishes, I am generous, I don’t run ......Read the rest...

...A dollop of marmalade dripped off my toast and onto my wrist raising my wrist to lick it off I smeared the toast into my hair now in the macro scheme of things it isn’t much but after a morn......Read the rest...

...This morning whilst brushing my teeth and trying with very little success to obey the dental profession's plea to brush in a circular motion and not in a side to side motion I noticed som......Read the rest...

...To pack for a weekend With children requires Much more than a tankful Of gas and good tires. You have to remember Their PJ’s and clothes, Their brushes for teeth And for hair, I suppose. ......Read the rest...

...Dark and ordinary mornings start, with haptic taps from my Apple watch, and a yawning stretch, way before dawn. I glance out my window, to check, the weather because that’s the spec, that deci......Read the rest...

...With trepidation the dentist I called Gripped by agony a terrible ache He took one look absolutely appalled I was in blue funk and started to shake. Blue latex gloves he snapped on with......Read the rest...

...How about when stores jack up their prices Then reduce them and call it a sale I've been on to these devious practices for years Their attempt to bamboozle us has failed Annoying commer......Read the rest...

...Stop doing my head in Whilst I fix my head It's the title of my postage stamp sized book, that I'll post to you but it'll be stuck to the stamp and you won't see it I'll have posted it,......Read the rest...

...Thrills at being sandwiched between heat and water. Has a common name, but 'Storm' would have fitted. Looks forward to massive heat waves and high tides. If it was the crest of an ocean tide, then......Read the rest...

...sad rant This day, when you know this day will be like the prior day When you wake up and the dream you dreamt was dull as the day ahead and your breakfast is an apple and coffee drunk from the......Read the rest...