Toothpaste Poems - Poems about Toothpaste

A man of debatable taste Thought wonders of sticky toothpaste. Adorning his hair, Or auto repair, All based that with paste it was laced....

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Sometimes the words come easy with an instant consent arranging themselves neatly that sweet spot in my mind of no resistance not nauseas yet Sometimes the words are not so agreeable intent on staying unspeakable spurting and in a nonsensical surge But i cannot polish dirt into crystal The result: forced rhymes syllables in broken time But the worst are the words which crawl when my mind has set to stall And all...

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This seems to be a lifetime journey I'm sure more than a few can relate Doing my best in this formidable quest In search of the perfect toothpaste From grocery aisles to shopping malls To mom and pop roadside stands Standing in line at the 5 and dime There's no corner that I haven't been Looking for the flavor to which my...

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{verse 1} Stream of blood drips unto the sink…it’s in a puddle of muddled, bittersweet blood – whisper hope in my ears My heart pumps…in fear of losing you…uoy…u… Teeth ache, gums bleed on…I blink…never good enough in the mirror, for I’m looking like crud for many years I drink in my salty, sorrow saliva too…oot…2… {refrain} You are my...

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Toothpaste words Squeezed out With all the vigor of a three year old; Smeared across The surface of our marriage- Abrasive and Burning. Warning! Harmful if swallowed. Killing germs of trust and respect Fighting calcified love Results proven. It works. So keep squeezing the tube. When it's all washed away, I will have a fresh breath, And you'll be holding Just an empty tube And the knowledge that...

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Squeezed in the middle Toothpaste force out of tubing Awaits the toothbrush...

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You can have it on white or wheat Add marshmallows or maple syrup for a treat Any flavor or brand you choose It comes in green, red, white or blue I am not talking about Manwich It is all about a toothpaste sandwich Put enough on the bread so you get the full flavor Ask the beer belly man...

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