Toothpaste

This seems to be a lifetime journey
I'm sure more than a few can relate
Doing my best in this formidable quest
In search of the perfect toothpaste

From grocery aisles to shopping malls
To mom and pop roadside stands
Standing in line at the 5 and dime 
There's no corner that I haven't been

Looking for the flavor to which my teeth savor
From blue to green to red peppermint
I've tried bubblegum and for meat lovers, bacon
Even the new cinnamon no rinse

But it's not only the flavor that's concerning
It also has to do with the foam
While brushing my teeth in the morning
I look like a rabid dog on the roam

So it's back to the store in search of much more
I feel like Frodo Baggins the Hobbit
From top shelf to floor in this my Middle Earth
Until the elusive paste I have got it

Yes, my friend like you I'll keep trying
For the toothpaste that removes any doubt
But until then I'll toss them into the bin
Saved up for the day I caulk my house
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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De Beaulieu Avatar
August 24, 2016 at 1:36 PM
I like your poetry I agree It is hard to find the best toothpaste I wait for a sale to try a new toothpaste .
Hoffman Avatar
August 24, 2016 at 9:14 AM
Lol, this is too funny Mike…especially the parts about looking like a rabid dog & saving the leftover toothpaste for caulking!You should put this in a humor contest as it would surely win!:)
Turner Avatar
August 23, 2016 at 4:16 PM
Very funny Mike! Try baking soda and salt! No foam and excellent for the gums.
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