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Toilet Roll Poems - Poems about Toilet Roll
Toilet Roll Poems - Examples of all types of poems about toilet roll to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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toilet roll
... Life is like a toilet roll ~when it's half way it finishes faster......
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Maria Fernandez-Garcia
Categories:
toilet roll,
allegory, allusion, color, cute,
Form:
Monoku
Max the Wonder Dog
... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a Mastiff cross and my name is Magical Max. To be precise it’s actually Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess ma......
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Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
toilet roll,
dog, friendship love, magic,
Form:
Prose
Oh See Dee
...Whilst pensive and serene and seated on the loo contentedly having my morning number two my serenity was shaken torn asunder by a massive mistake a terrible blunder someone had installed ......
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Rory Galbraith
Categories:
toilet roll,
anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
The Power of Words
...My mother was talking to her friend and I was drawing fruit on an Izal toilet roll. Only because we didn’t have any writing paper and Izal because it was the cheapest Unfortunately it was shiny and......
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Janine Lever
Categories:
toilet roll,
children, daughter, emotions, family,
Form:
Rhyme
Boxful of Scotland Souvenirs At a Car Boot Sale
...boxful of Scotland souvenirs at a car boot sale a life’s possessions in thirty or so boxes from the back of a white Transit knick-knacks from Scotland a wee man with ginger hair tam o’shant......
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Neil Johns
Categories:
toilet roll,
memory, poetry, sad,
Form:
Free verse
The Last Cuckoo of Autumn
...The clocks go back on Sunday. Don't forget! Another hour in bed for those that sleep For those that don't, another hour to keep On thinking of the things that we regret Time rumbles on. We fumble......
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Gail Foster
Categories:
toilet roll,
autumn, dark, solitude, symbolism,
Form:
Sonnet
Stuck Fast
...I’ve picked at it, tore at it Pulled it with my teeth My mouth filled up with nibbled bits Which gave me loads of grief I had to rinse and gargle With diluted chlorine bleach Every time its ......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
toilet roll,
anger, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
An Annoying Troll - Children Story
...A troll followed me home one day, Looking to bring me down. I told it I didn’t want to play, To go dig a great deep hole, Roll its little soul into the black hole. It didn't matter where I went ......
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Eve Roper
Categories:
toilet roll,
conflict,
Form:
Rhyme
It's My Lads
...The smallest room in the house, Phew what a smell, It smells so bad, It's my lads, Replace toilet roll, End of the day it's used, Do they eat it????? It's my lads, Hairs fill the plughole......
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Tracy Mcfayden
Categories:
toilet roll,
boy, children, clothes, men,
Form:
Free verse
All the Way Out
...No comes quickly to my lips underneath the wave of lies truth drowns and loses grip Off the end I remember before the memory formed If i could give a i wouldn't Toilet roll telescopes Shinni......
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Christopher Quigley
Categories:
toilet roll,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
My Pet Hates - Lavatory Humour
...Some guys sprinkle when they have a tinkle and spurt wee wee all over the floor Then they leave the lavatory seat up these two actions I simply abhor! The ladies sit down on the toi......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
toilet roll,
body,
Form:
Rhyme
Couplet-19
...Two metres apart Is where we start Then self-isolate Before it’s too late Wash your hands Else virus expands Using PPE Helps safety Society shut We all stay put Food shops empty Used to be......
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Simon Rogerson
Categories:
toilet roll,
health, war, world,
Form:
Couplet
Gone Viral
...GONE VIRAL (For Corona virus/ Covid 19 contest) Don’t splutter, don’t wheeze Don’t cough and don’t sneeze Or they’ll lock you up And they’ll mislay the keys Don’t tell them you’re hot Jus......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
toilet roll,
change,
Form:
Rhyme
Lockdown Nothing To Do But Catch Up and Write About It Slam
...With the world in lockdown What is left to do ? But log onto soup And write about it It's a sorry state of affairs In solitary confinement Such as doing simple math to while the ......
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Christopher Flaherty
Categories:
toilet roll,
slam,
Form:
Free verse
Covid-19
...COVID-19 They christened her Corona, and not to be dismissed The blight that made the planet, get its knickers in a twist They closed the universities, and then they closed the schools The world......
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Leslie Wilson
Categories:
toilet roll,
fun,
Form:
Rhyme
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