Tetanus Poems - Poems about Tetanus

...Glory to thermodynamics in general... and generation of heat in particular cuz yours truly spoiled with trappings of Western Civilization. How ideal I imagine to dwell in a self sufficie......Read the rest...

...I feel I have appendicitis, Or a bad case of bursitis, And I think I need another tonsillectomy. I'm sure I got a staph infection From a tetanus injection While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......Read the rest...

...The Jab I am somewhat disenchanted by what I’ve seen and read Antivaxxers believe the lie that soon the vaccinated will be dead That our leaders are out to get us, dictating what we need and wi......Read the rest...

...Covid 19 on the run now. We're gonna have tons of fun now. So long we've had to cope. Now,finally there's hope. So, let's not act like dopes. VACCINATE! The progress that has been happening. I......Read the rest...

...Come on over and have some spore soup, she said. If I ate that stuff, I knew I would be quickly dead. I had already had surgery on my foot, it was a tumor. A spore had been the cause of it, that’......Read the rest...

...I don’t want to see you inside this house Unless your foot has fallen off or you are bloody Does a bloody nose count? Hell no. What if a blood eating vampire eats my face off? That could be a ......Read the rest...

...December, December, No lawns to be mowed, How grateful am I, For the fact that it snowed. No weeds that need pulling, No trimming the trees, No flowers need planting, No tetanus disease. ......Read the rest...

...There’s a forest bizarre neither nearby nor far, full of sights somewhat scary to spook a soul wary. The deep, darkened jungle, I think you’ll agree is never a safe place for you or for me... ......Read the rest...

...7 year old skateboarder young boy with long braided Locs; Overpowered by powerful frocks; Skateboarding over wooden boxes; fell hard, knees scarred; Was impaled by a rusty nail; Wen......Read the rest...

...Rivers and lakes flowing gladly Around dead things deep down inside Dead cans, dead fish, dead bodies I cannot fathom it, and yet I can. My friend Kim said that her boat got caught up once It ......Read the rest...

...THE JUNK PILE By Jerry May Orange with rust and gray with weathered worn decay, the heap behind the shed has seen it’s useful better da......Read the rest...

...Saša Milivojev - BLIND ALLEYS Concrete Glass Rain Gloom All is withered Black birds I’m at the beginning I’m at the end of the alley O, Virgin Please Every verse I will sing Yo......Read the rest...

...I invited my oldest daughter to dinner for her half birthday. It was highly embarrassing when she wrestled me to The ground for the check, and I landed in some guy’s lap. Sorry, I said. “This is m......Read the rest...

...Grabbed hold of Wildebeest’s tail Punctured it on a rusty nail Big loud tetanus shot Apologized through the mail Afraid of beast by his wail He was pretty hot......Read the rest...

...I was born to be the dark horse...the underdog. But, I'm nowhere near endearing enough for people to root for me. Some look at me pitifully like I'm a blind puppy, others see me as a disease, and......Read the rest...