Short Tetanus Poems
Short Tetanus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tetanus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tetanus by length and keyword.
Did you hear the 80 year old fool
Thought that taking viagra was cool,
His wife in a flutter
Got shot from her Doctor,
'Cause he's using a rusty old tool..
Categories:
tetanus, funny, old, old,
Form:
Limerick
Grabbed hold of Wildebeest’s tail
Punctured it on a rusty nail
Big loud tetanus shot
Apologized through the mail
Afraid of beast by his wail
He was pretty hot
Categories:
tetanus, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Tail-rhyme
demon allure coaxing me near
to a place inhabited
roadside flare
with ample provisions
action follows suit
distress, undressed with motive too
rustic claw piercing
tetanus thighs
sullied my hands and bolstered a lie
absolved of blame
i return unchanged
Categories:
tetanus, angst
Form:
Free verse
Dark moon day of August
I stepping on a nail
hospital tetanus shot
I draw Kenaz from my Rune bag
Sitting out at night
First time crickets sing
Starry sky's Milky Way
Two shooting stars see me
My black cat runs by
Dog howls down the road
Forest spirits are afoot
Really too much magic
Categories:
tetanus, august, cat, magic, moon, night, stars,
Form:
Prose Poetry
7 year old skateboarder young boy with long braided Locs;
Overpowered by powerful frocks;
Skateboarding over wooden boxes;
fell hard, knees scarred;
Was impaled by a rusty nail;
Went to ER had a passionate nurse
She asked the boy which ouchy he wanted soothe first;
She was like penicillin she stuck a needle in his buttocks the, filled with a shot of tetanus?
Categories:
tetanus, boy, engagement, parody,
Form:
Free verse
December, December,
No lawns to be mowed,
How grateful am I,
For the fact that it snowed.
No weeds that need pulling,
No trimming the trees,
No flowers need planting,
No tetanus disease.
No lovebirds are singing,
No flowers' bright show,
No butterflies bringing,
A colorful glow.
No garden to harvest,
No strawberry pie,
No rocket's red glare,
On the fourth of July.
July and December,
Which month is the best?
I think I'll take April,
And skip all the rest!
Categories:
tetanus, april, december, july,
Form:
Rhyme