Spore Soup Anyone

Come on over and have some spore soup, she said.
If I ate that stuff, I knew I would be quickly dead.
I had already had surgery on my foot, it was a tumor. 
A spore had been the cause of it, that’s no rumor. 

I pictured that soup with a dead foot floating around.
It would have blood gushing from it, turning red brown.
I saw the toenails, they were ugly, jagged, and crusty.
I am stepping on a nail tonight, I told her. And it is all rusty.

Can’t you step on the nail some other time? She asked me.
No, and then I have to have a tetanus shot. Sorry, Aunt Bee.
My husband rolled his eyes and told me how awful I was, after that.
But he did not see that sawed off foot floating in the soup vat.
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Proxenos Avatar
December 14, 2020 at 9:36 AM
Well Caren, you certainly had fun with this one 'But he did not see that sawed off foot floating in the soup vat' - only you can write like! Keep on making us laugh! Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.
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December 14, 2020 at 6:39 PM
Thank you Jennifer. I truly went overboard with this and laughed my petootsie off as I wrote.
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