December, December

December, December, No lawns to be mowed, How grateful am I, For the fact that it snowed. No weeds that need pulling, No trimming the trees, No flowers need planting, No tetanus disease. No lovebirds are singing, No flowers' bright show, No butterflies bringing, A colorful glow. No garden to harvest, No strawberry pie, No rocket's red glare, On the fourth of July. July and December, Which month is the best? I think I'll take April, And skip all the rest!