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Funny Teacher Poems

These Funny Teacher poems are examples of Teacher poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Teacher Funny poems written by international poets.

Dreams

Every wonder where they come from?
I’m just glad that I still get some.
Sometimes they’re pleasant and seem good,
sometimes vague and misunderstood.

At times they’re funny or

Categories: dream, life, teacher,

Funny Teacher


My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red,
graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred.

She was once a banker, but after some time

Categories: teacher, funny,

That Canteen Guy

Just a few days in, college felt new,
Chilling in the canteen with my unusual crew.
I saw a guy feeding pups with care,
And told my friend,

Categories: teacher, change, chicago, dedication, dog,

A Lesson Learned

Charles Green was eight years old, and his father was a great teacher.
Yet, Charlie preferred playing to school; because he was a daydreamer.

The Greens lived

Categories: teacher, boy, fantasy, nursery rhyme,

That School Report


A lot of time was spent at school.
I always liked to play the fool.
It was written in my school report,
although the teachers would exhort.

The teachers

Categories: teacher, cheer up, children, freedom,

The Teacher

The Teacher

    1. I've made mistakes that could fill books,

    Held on to the good days with all the

Categories: teacher, betrayal, dark, loss,

Terrific Choice

Teacher leaves me no instructions.
I am a last second substitute
I will be here an hour, and I have no idea what I am doing.
One of

Categories: teacher,

Backwards Boy

This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the

Categories: teacher, body, crazy, giggle, hilarious,

Crocodile Tears

We had a most horrid schoolteacher,
And us children did all hate her,
She’d shout at us for no real reason,
And threaten to see us later,
She had

Categories: teacher, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Conversation With a Second Grader

How many people in your family?
She is in second grade; she said “one hundred.”
“One hundred people live in your house?”
I think she thought this was

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My Teacher

I was a teacher for 39 years and when I look back…in all honesty…I probably learned more from my students than they ever learned from

Categories: teacher,

Miracle of the Yellow School Bus

I always enjoy at 4:15 PM
No matter where I’ve been
In my house
Backyard living room kitchen
The beep beep of the yellow school bus driver

As he rolls

Categories: teacher, appreciation, children, encouraging, funny

spelling bee

my friend cannot spell it is true

and was stuck on the word iq

when teacher did shout

before passing out

my library books overdue.

Categories: teacher, class, funny, giggle, humor,

Middle School Math Teacher

Should I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority

Categories: teacher, joy, love, magic, math,

Sixth Graders In the School Hallway

I hear loud clamoring and yelling.
It sounds like a rumble in the school hallway.
I know it is the older students.
The young ones do not dare.

YOU’RE

Categories: teacher, 5th grade, 6th grade,