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Tampon Poems

Tampon Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of tampon poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for tampon.

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January 14, 2020
I am typing this poem in a squat position
I cannot sit; the tampon feels strange down there.
Considering the -38 temperature condition
I’d rather stay home than go anywhere.

I want to go out; to the grocery
buy sanitary pads and something from the...Read More
Categories: tampon, earth, natural disasters,
Form: Rhyme



Menstrual Tax
Tax me because I'm a woman
Tax me because I bleed
Make me pay more tax than men
Pay for their unused seed
My life is hard enough
Without you taxing my menstrual flow
A monthly period of blood
A period of mess below
Is a towel a...Read More
Categories: tampon, body, for her, men, mother daughter, poverty,
Form: Rhyme
Anurag My Principal
A man rightly called an Oxymoron
Now is angry, now sad, now happy on
The same thing – he takes piton
To handle us – later I knew tampon.
Anurag is my principal, a true merman
Treats all equally – good or bad of John.
Tried...Read More
Categories: tampon, teacher,
Form: Monorhyme
Condemned To a Fate Worse Than Edgar Allan Poe
Note to self: Never again read 'The Monk' 
by Mathew Gregory Lewis 
before drinking myself into a diabetic coma...

...All night long
The Wandering Jew requested directions to salvation;
That is to say,
Whenever I wasn't being pursued by the Bleeding Nun
- She seemed...Read More
Categories: tampon, destiny, dream, funny, gothic, horror, humorous, surreal,
Form: Free verse
Dead Woman
The walker never stops oozes hot dripping flesh , rotten teeth  ,rotten tampon , rotten new life. 
Now she walks with no goal in mind of where to go , only the flies that follow her have a goal...Read More
Categories: tampon, confusion, dark, death, grief, sad, scary, solitude,
Form: I do not know?



A Grand Carlyle Residue via 1989
Stymied synergistic stoolcumers synchronized
of gifted glib galb garbage run of mouth
nicotine rings of one night 
no promise quickly spilled
ever taxed gestured pocket
pool. tandem coulpling random 
access eye spew askances for a 
tainted night glow. Weak whitewine 
whispers office yupslugs curtaling...Read More
Categories: tampon, change, character, culture, emotions, life, longing, love,
Form: Free verse
Prince Harry
Prince Harry bared his bottom
So that all the world could see;
He didn’t seem embarrassed
By his lack of modesty.

Cavorting in a Vegas suite,
This soldier, on a leave,
Allowed himself the freedom
That Prince Charles could not believe.

So, summoned to the royal digs,
Did Harry...Read More
Categories: tampon, people,
Form: Rhyme
Persian Exotic

This classic cat...

Not rodent he definitely agrees...

The mere insult as he pokes his tongue defiantly...

...His intellect with pride...

...This Persian exotic with papers...

Top breed himself aware...

...Not common moggy is he...

...He only indulges the classes of 
distinguished friends, and family...

...And with such...Read More
Categories: tampon, animals, art, love, passion, love,
Form: Concrete
They Make My Head Hurt
These women are fiction, fake, they just ARE NOT real
The following is a list of statements to inform others of how I feel:

These men are a trip with their feminine traits
They wine and moan like they need a tampon and...Read More
Categories: tampon, people, women, men, women,
Form: Rhyme
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William in Drag

Shakespeare 
Makes queer



An Alter Boy’s Job

Handles
Candles

Fancy Nude Dancer

Jangles
Spangles

English Only Creed

Banish
Spanish

Origami Artist

Paper
Shaper

Dynamite 

Whammo
Ammo

New Feminine Hygiene Product

Clamp-On
Tampon...Read More
Categories: tampon, funny
Form: Rhyme



Tampon Strings - For Pimpsey
I am not scared at all of this monthly story;
Blood always flows into one big toilet;
But as of today, I have gotten old.

Pads don't really work - I must confess;
The blood doesn't stop flowing;
I am one step away from going...Read More
Categories: tampon, angst
Form: I do not know?