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Footle Part 7

William in Drag

Shakespeare 
Makes *****



An Alter Boy’s Job

Handles
Candles

Fancy Nude Dancer

Jangles
Spangles

English Only Creed

Banish
Spanish

Origami Artist

Paper
Shaper

Dynamite 

Whammo
Ammo

New Feminine Hygiene Product

Clamp-On
Tampon

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Harry Horsman Date: 12/8/2012 10:13:00 AM wow, this and these are so good... Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 4/16/2011 8:29:00 AM LOL Clamp on Tampon!!! Login to Reply

Kash Poet Date: 2/24/2011 11:14:00 AM Wow!wonderful Footles here!Loved the DYANAMITE one very much---kash Login to Reply

Kabuteng P.Ink K. Date: 7/11/2010 10:30:00 AM sorrry super mail I meant it's super because it long but that would have to be email ;) go check it out before I sleep ;) thanks for all your sweet comments btw ;) Login to Reply

Kabuteng P.Ink K. Date: 7/11/2010 10:00:00 AM sent you a super mail--sorry it's a bit long ;) Login to Reply

Kabuteng P.Ink K. Date: 7/9/2010 3:26:00 PM gosh ANdrea, how many footles have you got written already? I bet you can fill a book already--very witty and so fun to read-- I totally loved WIlliam in drag and haha that new feminine product somehow I'm scared to try it hahahha--- just a typo for "altar" though-- email you later ;) --nikko :) hope your weekend is still good though... Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 7/9/2010 1:30:00 PM Andrea.. u need to have a contest about Footles .. these are so great.. how do u think of them all.. amazing girlfriend.. with luv.. Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 7/9/2010 1:27:00 PM Huh uh just reading that clamp part is painfull hehe :) enjoyed this Andrea, oh yeah, that classified piece was wrote in response to a friend of mine significant other who didn't understand our friendship :) you got mail, luv Wilma Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 7/9/2010 1:23:00 PM Ouch, to the last one, Andrea! These are all very clever and some are quite witty as well! Love, Carolyn (And, argh, ye can writ a pirate tale too!) Login to Reply

Joseph Spence Sr Date: 7/9/2010 12:16:00 PM My goodness!!! I am floored, just getting back up to sit on my chair. I need my fan! Great job! Joseph Login to Reply

Timothy Brumley Date: 7/9/2010 4:49:00 AM I was fine until that last one there! I'm sorry but I have to ask, exactly what do they clamp to?! Login to Reply

Lynette Chachere Date: 7/8/2010 7:46:00 PM handles candles, geez, my imagination&mind can go so many place with that rhyme. sounds like an awesome footle you made up, Andrea. today i met an guy from italy, another from india, and the last from the philipines.it was a cool experience, they are all so handsome, and seem to be great friends.lol ~Always&Forever Lynette Login to Reply

David Byrne Date: 7/8/2010 7:20:00 PM funny and well structured! Login to Reply

Virginia Mitchell Date: 7/8/2010 7:04:00 AM LOL! @ "New Feminine Hygiene Product"......Seems like you're on a roll, writing Footle: ) Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 7/8/2010 6:29:00 AM Quite witty and enjoyable. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/8/2010 3:34:00 AM Outside of the box thinking in these Footles...Creativity your speciality...Thanks for stopping by and reading about my meadow...It is not a real meadow that exist now on earth...Will soup mail you in a few about it..Sara Login to Reply

Sean Kelly Date: 7/8/2010 1:40:00 AM Well done , Haiku Queen Supreme !!! . You are tops at these short witty pieces . Write onnnnnn .... Login to Reply