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They Make My Head Hurt

These women are fiction, fake, they just ARE NOT real
The following is a list of statements to inform others of how I feel:

These men are a trip with their feminine traits
They wine and moan like they need a tampon and a piece of chocolate cake
And I'm so sick of these weak lies and lame excuses
Unless its about some good sex, I consider a man useless
And these dumb women can have these weak, wanna-be, men
They can all drown in their own stupidity until the world comes to an end
And I hope that every dead-beat father suffers
Here's a shout out to all the real baby mothers
And a toast to the real men and women of 2011
Bottoms up at communion, I'll see you in heaven
I'll be sitting beside the preacher and his mistress
While the devil passes me the kush, with God as my witness
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 12, 2012 at 3:41 AM
Strong words, you are obviously upset. I hate moaning and whining men as much as the next but i hate it in women also xx
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