They Make My Head Hurt

These women are fiction, fake, they just ARE NOT real The following is a list of statements to inform others of how I feel: These men are a trip with their feminine traits They wine and moan like they need a tampon and a piece of chocolate cake And I'm so sick of these weak lies and lame excuses Unless its about some good sex, I consider a man useless And these dumb women can have these weak, wanna-be, men They can all drown in their own stupidity until the world comes to an end And I hope that every dead-beat father suffers Here's a shout out to all the real baby mothers And a toast to the real men and women of 2011 Bottoms up at communion, I'll see you in heaven I'll be sitting beside the preacher and his mistress While the devil passes me the kush, with God as my witness