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Prince Harry

Prince Harry bared his bottom So that all the world could see; He didn’t seem embarrassed By his lack of modesty. Cavorting in a Vegas suite, This soldier, on a leave, Allowed himself the freedom That Prince Charles could not believe. So, summoned to the royal digs, Did Harry get a thrashing? If so, his dad’s a hypocrite, With follies worth rehashing. For I remember Charles confessing, On the phone, with amp on, That his desire was to be His dear Camilla’s tampon. He didn’t know the phone was tapped And clueless, too, was Harry; Such antics merely feed the press With royal commentary. Before we blame the wayward prince For stripping on his spree, We should acknowledge apples Falling not far from their tree.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Date: 9/9/2012 10:45:00 AM
Oh boy I'll say. But Harry has to know someone will sell him out. Particularly in the States, where he has less protection from the far-reaching arms of the castle. Really enjoying your poems today. lee
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Date: 8/30/2012 2:20:00 PM
yes, lol, very true indeed - I remember the Camilla tampon comment. Loved this witty write
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Date: 8/29/2012 8:53:00 PM
Wonderfully written. The prince must have been very embarrassed.
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Date: 8/29/2012 7:05:00 PM
This is fantastic, Ilene! A very smooth and humorous write. I like it! Love, Kim
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Date: 8/29/2012 3:46:00 PM
ilene this is brilliant and off to my fav with you
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Date: 8/29/2012 1:50:00 PM
Funny. Love this commentary on modern life.
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Date: 8/29/2012 11:39:00 AM
Funny indeed... if it weren't for the fact that so many can't see the irony... Terry (super poem)
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Date: 8/29/2012 10:37:00 AM
Yes, they are "just" people in the "royal families" as well. We have a word that says: "Some are born with golden hair in the ass" It might not be so nice to say ------- but true. oxox love Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/29/2012 10:27:00 AM
Well said!
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