Take A Dump Poems - Poems about Take A Dump

...Right here and there I never wanted to be alive This living thing traps my emotions Turning them into devotion I can never tell If this is really what I planned for Or something that everyone w......

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...There are no toilets up in Heaven, so I was told Righteous are the perfect sheep in God's Holy fold They no longer have the need to pee or drop a turd. That's based on the information I recently h......

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...Trump the Pump Truck Driver By Franklin Price 11/09/2019 Trump is who we see he is, doesn't practice to deceive Won the plumbing job, three years ago, was elected to receive All the piled up d......

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... My Bad Day By Robert Austin Allison My Bad Day by Robert Austin Allison Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace, When you joked to me about my wife's face ? You were laughing......

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...I say, let’s hit the road, when it’s nice and cold. I’m a single woman, I scream alone in my room, with no cat, no kid, no hubby; I don’t sweep much with my broom. I say let’s hit the road......

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...more or less to "Ally Oop" I like to take a dump in my mommy's back yard (Take a dump. Take a dump.) Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's hard (Take a dump. Take a dump.) The one thing that's......

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...I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude. For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud. When he blew his leaves in my yard with a leaf blower, I put third degree burns on his butt with a fla......

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...The maze is Inside. Navigation here is like trying To take a dump After having too much White rice. You get further in Only to pique Frustrated In cramps, Un-amused. Perhaps… aft......

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...EVERYBODY POOPS! OH CRAP!!! I must go see a man about a dog. Drop a log in he water. Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’ Cop a squat Ease the squeeze Take a crap (or better yet – ......

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...It is with great pride that I write to you And say these words so true. How sad it is, these days it seems that no one ever says thanks. My toilet, my friend, my refuge till the end M......

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...HELLO, MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP PEOPLE CALL ME FORREST GUMP IN THE FOREST, DO BEARS TAKE A DUMP? ???SMOKEY THE BEAR SAYS ? “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES” WHERE’S THE FIRE? RUN......

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...I don't want to Hurt anyone or start any civil wars I'm abstaining from posting certain thoughts on Facebook And do or say anything that will cause alarm... I just need an outlet That doesn't drain ......

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...These laxatives don't work that I've been taking. As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching. I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two. I can't take......

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