These Damn Laxatives.

These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
I just learned something and I am so embarrassed.
These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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Peñaranda Avatar
July 18, 2008 at 5:24 PM
hahahaha...that's just so funny...!!!...great!
Winter Avatar
July 17, 2008 at 5:36 AM
Thanks for my morning laugh. You are a riot! LOL! Love, Shar
Jordan Avatar
July 16, 2008 at 5:35 PM
Well Randy I reckon its time to accept the fate - liked the poem - very well done - hope everything works out - God bless
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