Feuding Neighbors
I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard with a leaf blower,
I put third degree burns on his butt with a flamethrower.
That punk decided to take a dump in my back yard.
Now he has false teeth because I hit him so hard.
When I was mowing my lawn, he made his Dobermans attack.
I put sugar in his truck's gas tank because I blew my stack.
People tell me to try to get along with my neighbor.
But I want to cut his head off with a lightsaber.
He says that I started the feud but he is wrong.
If we live to be 200, he and I will never get along.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Copyright © Randy Johnson | Year Posted 2018
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.
Please
Login
to post a comment