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Swigged Poems

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Sister Susie swigged seven Sangria's,
Seven Sangria's sister Susie swigged.
Swigging seven Sangria's was so stupid -
Susie’s severely sozzled her twin sister twigged!

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Categories: swigged, drink, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Stopped at an Oktoberfest
Just to catch the scene -
Big steins of beer, a German band,
Appropriate cuisine.

Some lederhosen wearers
Did compete at beanbag toss,
Then swigged their pilsners cheerfully
With every win or loss.

The port-a-potties waited
With a needed job to fill,
For after every jumbo...Read More
Categories: swigged, october,
Form: Rhyme
The Swill to Believe
“A man convinced against his will
Is of the same opinion still”—
But though we will with all our might,
A sober thought still wins that fight.

A fairer rhyme I thus propose,
Our feckless follies to expose:
“A man convinced by stubborn will
Has surely swigged...Read More
Categories: swigged, funny, humor, humorous, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme
Time was melting away. I was unaware; where and how.
My eternal companion in happiness and tear was gone,
The love which had compassionately held me near,
On that love, my busy lifestyle had played a con.

You had sparkled up my imaginations,
You...Read More
Categories: swigged, allegory, books, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A trip to the dentist

Face fractured with fear 
As the Taxi drew near
The building was in the next street
" I'll drop you off here" 
Said Steve full of cheer
(Annoyingly rather upbeat.)

As you pushed on the door
It's sticky hinge  hissed
And you drew in your...Read More
Categories: swigged, health, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Elixir of Life Two

Maybe I shall live long
Long and long.
Perhaps I might not defunct
After emptying this long life pot.
My boy shall die while I'm exist
I shall place him beneath soil of gold in zealot’

To his surprise the pot was drenched
In his sight the...Read More
Categories: swigged, death, destiny,
Form: Didactic
Changing Worlds

.. And Unc' Nathan -
Well.., he just kept right on .., 
You.., (he coughed a long one) eyes.., 
They gonna' be square..

I blasted another.

'All that killing', said Ma..,
Lighting Grandpap's pipe.., 
Pausing.., for her own pleasure.., 
Then passing it on.

Brains...Read More
Categories: swigged, family, grandparents, growing up, growth, humorous, together,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Forevermore
My Iphone softly played Reveille as my 4:30 morning alarm.  Without opening my eyes, I found the phone in the dark and tapped off the alarm.

I gradually worked my way out of the guest bedroom bed where I have...Read More
Categories: swigged, death, life,
Form: Narrative
Check Your Calendar
While looking for Viagra
with passion on its brink,
I dropped the little box of pills
they all went down the sink

Now on the pack it clearly says,
40 minutes take to work, so I
was keen to find them quick
and haste I did not...Read More
Categories: swigged, funny, sexy,
Form: Verse
Elmo Elmo
Elmo Elmo was an elephant seller
He kept a white elephant in the cellar
He swigged all the bottles
Down a hundred throttles
And was turned into a big screw propeller

Elmo Elmo (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
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Categories: swigged, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

Forgotten Traveler
Creative is the mind of this traveler
lost soul amungst the earth
given a second set of rules and standards 
since my day of birth 

not known for my talent 
tho art i do possess 
cause no one really cares 
when they...Read More
Categories: swigged, friendship, lifeme, me,
Form: I do not know?