Swigged Poems - Poems about Swigged

...They looked to find him to discuss his shirt. on the front of the large sized, great quality cotton t-shirt were the letters I.-S.-D. perfectly centered in royal blue letters with......Read the rest...

...the Priest sucked in his Four Star Brandy hoping that a drunken release would help him with his conflict in an alcoholic sleep of peace the alky swigged his cider vintage cheap and strong the c......Read the rest...

...The Bullingdon Club In the hallowed halls of Oxford's elite, A secret society did convene, A gathering of privileged retreat, A club known as the Bullingdon team. With tails and bow ties and......Read the rest...

...Old mother Hubbard got locked in her cupboard But not just the cupboard was bare She let out a yelp but nobody could help Because there was nobody there She’d make this assertion, ther......Read the rest...

...Get your knees up, Mother Brown, For tonight we're going to town. Under the table, you might go It won't be knees up though It will be from the pints swigged down.......Read the rest...

...Sister Susie swigged seven Sangria's, Seven Sangria's sister Susie swigged. Swigging seven Sangria's was so stupid - Susie’s severely sozzled her twin sister twigged! 1/17/20...Read the rest...

...Stopped at an Oktoberfest Just to catch the scene - Big steins of beer, a German band, Appropriate cuisine. Some lederhosen wearers Did compete at beanbag toss, Then swigged their pilsners ch......Read the rest...

...“A man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still”— But though we will with all our might, A sober thought still wins that fight. A fairer rhyme I thus propose, Our feckless folli......Read the rest...

...Time was melting away. I was unaware; where and how. My eternal companion in happiness and tear was gone, The love which had compassionately held me near, On that love, my busy lifestyle had playe......Read the rest...

...Face fractured with fear As the Taxi drew near The building was in the next street " I'll drop you off here" Said Steve full of cheer (Annoyingly rather upbeat.) As you pushed on the door ......Read the rest...

...Maybe I shall live long Long and long. Perhaps I might not defunct After emptying this long life pot. My boy shall die while I'm exist I shall place him beneath soil of gold in zealot’ To his......Read the rest...

...CHANGING WORLDS .. And Unc' Nathan - Well.., he just kept right on .., You.., (he coughed a long one) eyes.., They gonna' be square.. I blasted another. 'All that killing', said M......Read the rest...

...My Iphone softly played Reveille as my 4:30 morning alarm. Without opening my eyes, I found the phone in the dark and tapped off the alarm. I gradually worked my way out of the guest bedroom bed ......Read the rest...

...While looking for Viagra with passion on its brink, I dropped the little box of pills they all went down the sink Now on the pack it clearly says, 40 minutes take to work, so I was keen to fi......Read the rest...

...Elmo Elmo was an elephant seller He kept a white elephant in the cellar He swigged all the bottles Down a hundred throttles And was turned into a big screw propeller Elmo......Read the rest...