Peter Lewis Holmes Poet Verse

Check Your Calendar

While looking for Viagra
with passion on its brink,
I dropped the little box of pills
they all went down the sink

Now on the pack it clearly says,
40 minutes take to work, so I
was keen to find them quick
and haste I did not shirk

My love was waiting in the bed
I knew for not too long, for pretty
soon she’d be counting sheep
and I with rampant dong

So out I wrenched the U-bend
tube, such water everywhere,
but  could not see the little pills,
now patience running bare

So to the all night chemist, I drove 
like man possessed, twenty minutes
there and back, and one to get undressed

I swigged one down immediately, looking 
at the clock, and hoped the little devil, would
start work on my cock

Ten minutes still to go, perhaps foreplay would 
be best, I slid to bed as she smiled and removed
my cotton vest

My love smiled up so sweetly but
then looking rather sad, she said it was 
the time of month and sex could not be had

So older chaps beware this ditty, comes the 
mannish urge, check your kitchen calendar, 
when the hormones surge

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Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser July 27, 2015 at 8:56 AM PEter, I can imagine how the guy's reaction is.. :D!! hilarious!! I like the title.. :D!catchy!~Olive Eloisa

Njeri Hunjeri July 27, 2015 at 4:24 AM LOL. another funny viagra poem."check kitchen calendar". good one

Viv Wigley July 27, 2015 at 1:36 AM The last time I swallowed a viagra, Peter, I got a stiff neck. Fortunately I'm still in working order but the only worry is that in my youth I got aroused by top shelf magazines, but now it's Power tools catalogues..... fun, naughty write, worthy of a filter for your plughole. Regards, Viv