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Cockatoo catharsis

Here's a tribute from me to you,
Recalling the old pet cockatoo,
His very vivid vocabulary,
Cathartic swearing, so funny,
He rose at dawn, would greet the day,
Sat on perch, screeched away,
Acquired language eagerly,
Nothing polite from that old he,'
Shared his emotions with us all,
Ended each day with his call,
Sleep tight now, so suitable.
Good night, bird beautiful.

Categories: swearing, angst, beautiful, bird, funny,
Form: Rhyme

The Angry and Swearing Poem

Target via advertising 
Stupid firms and stupid brands
Because such generalizing 
Does require intercept
For the influence of moron
For the psyches thus offense
Does perform defense the function
Very real thus defense

Maxwell color wheel invention
Wasn't meant for purpose this
Any act will have redemption
Suck it activism for peace

Hex my wheel is much more nicer
Isn't purposed for the firms
Neither chips or

Categories: swearing, language, military, pollution, technology,
Form: Rhyme

tired of hearing swear words

Pretty perky green parrot repeats each word
Owner Pat makes them up, they are absurd
Chickapickylicky slickyconcly curd
Guests give strange looks to the odd-sounding bird
Don’t ask me says Pat I don’t understand a word.

Categories: swearing, bird,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Resolution

The year is over so I promise,
in fact insistently I swear,
I will not drink, deceive or gamble
or swear.

Categories: swearing, hope, new year, satire,
Form: Rhyme

Precision Swearing

Precision swearing they call it
A term that may sound absur
But it’s economical with the breath
And wastes not a single word,
It rolls smoothly from the tongue
Instantly relieving pain
And, in the case of mental turmoil
Relieves stress and strain.
Better  for use in private 
When one can really let rip, 
Out in public one feels 
One should really

Categories: swearing, emotions, feelings, humorous, language,
Form: Rhyme

Weird Names We Call To Ourselves

There are so many grotesque allusions on us
that we lost ourselves in identity ... let's examine.
The list,,,

   Leg Canes,
elephant calves,
belly that is tripe
mud trough,
  plank foot,
mouth of pocket,
flapping ear,
lynx eye,
goat eye,
horse teeth,
dog face,
seal mustache,
fire hair,
cockroach blood,
puffing mosquito,
chicken stick
beard beard,
monkey brain,
catfish head,
pigeon breast,
 steel nerves
Coco Horse,
monkey brain,
pig snout,
pig spirit ...
horse face, .. and

Categories: swearing, allusion, analogy, appreciation, creation,
Form: List

About Swearing

I wrote this Haiku
It has swear words in it
Not too hard to spot

Categories: swearing, word play,
Form: Haiku

Twist, Twist

The heart is twisted

Like a dancer did

When one heard

A melody

Telling something important

Showing the heart interesting

In hearing a talent

Story

A bout deathless love

Giving and sacrifice

As the heart may advise

To share your love

In inner heart without fear

That is not enough

Giving a dream

In rosy

Your eyes are opening

They are not closing

Or even doing

As the lover near

By your side

Telling a proud

That

Categories: swearing, deep, desire, faith, fantasy,
Form: Classicism

Each Swearing, One Day More, Just One Day More

Each Swearing, One Day More, Just One Day More

Moon was waning, much needed sleep gaining
both lovers tired of heartache explaining.
One cried, there is the exit door take it
I alone will surely fair well, make it.

Other lover cried, yes, I bet you could
with the guy, that has been chopping my wood.
There is the door, why don't

Categories: swearing, forgiveness,
Form: Sonnet

Swearing In Your Name

This little poem is filled with swear names, 
Swear names that are really quite lewd,
From Bummy McBumbum to Cocky McCock, 
These names are really quite rude,

And if Ms Yucky Poobum offends you so much, 
If it makes you want to go do a dump,
Remember there’s one name that’s worse than the lot, 
And that is

Categories: swearing, funny, humorous, political,
Form: Quatrain

A Jan Allison Inspired Limerick 'swearing'

SWEARING
~~~~~~~~~

swearing in poetry literally lewd
seven years of army life, no prude
but even way back then
swearing was locked in my pen.
innuendo if meant, it too is crude

Categories: swearing, spoken word,
Form: Limerick

Swearing (Shakespeare)

No profanity please. Even Shakespeare swore.

Categories: swearing, on writing and words
Form: Epigram

Swearing (Cinquain)

Swearing
        Words of spite
     Unattractive pattern
Abusive system of control
         Mean words

Categories: swearing, education,
Form: Cinquain