Get Your Premium Membership

Swearing Poems - Poems about Swearing


Premium Member tired of hearing swear words
Pretty perky green parrot repeats each word Owner Pat makes them up, they are absurd Chickapickylicky slickyconcly curd Guests give strange looks to the odd-sounding bird Don’t ask me says Pat I don’t understand a word....

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, bird,
Form: Monorhyme
Resolution
The year is over so I promise, in fact insistently I swear, I will not drink, deceive or gamble or swear....

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, hope, new year, satire,
Form: Rhyme



Precision Swearing
Precision swearing they call it A term that may sound absur But it’s economical with the breath And wastes not a single word, It rolls smoothly from the tongue Instantly relieving pain And, in the case of mental turmoil Relieves stress and strain. Better for use in private When one can really let rip, Out in public one feels One should really...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, emotions, feelings, humorous, language,
Form: Rhyme
Weird Names We Call To Ourselves
There are so many grotesque allusions on us that we lost ourselves in identity ... let's examine. The list,,, Leg Canes, elephant calves, belly that is tripe mud trough, plank foot, mouth of pocket, flapping ear, lynx eye, goat eye, horse teeth, dog face, seal mustache, fire hair, cockroach blood, puffing mosquito, chicken stick beard beard, monkey brain, catfish head, pigeon breast, steel nerves Coco Horse, monkey brain, pig snout, pig spirit ... horse face, .. and...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, allusion, analogy, appreciation, creation,
Form: List
About Swearing
I wrote this Haiku It has swear words in it Not too hard to spot...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, word play,
Form: Haiku



Twist, Twist
The heart is twisted Like a dancer did When one heard A melody Telling something important Showing the heart interesting In hearing a talent Story A bout deathless love Giving and sacrifice As the heart may advise To share your love In inner heart without fear That is not enough Giving a dream In rosy Your eyes are opening They are not closing Or even doing As the lover near By your side Telling a proud That...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, deep, desire, faith, fantasy,
Form: Classicism
Premium Member Each Swearing, One Day More, Just One Day More
Each Swearing, One Day More, Just One Day More Moon was waning, much needed sleep gaining both lovers tired of heartache explaining. One cried, there is the exit door take it I alone will surely fair well, make it. Other lover cried, yes, I bet you could with the guy, that has been chopping my wood. There is the door, why don't...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, forgiveness,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Swearing In Your Name
This little poem is filled with swear names, Swear names that are really quite lewd, From Bummy McBumbum to Cocky McCock, These names are really quite rude, And if Ms Yucky Poobum offends you so much, If it makes you want to go do a dump, Remember there’s one name that’s worse than the lot, And that is...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, funny, humorous, political,
Form: Quatrain
A Jan Allison Inspired Limerick 'swearing'
SWEARING ~~~~~~~~~ swearing in poetry literally lewd seven years of army life, no prude but even way back then swearing was locked in my pen. innuendo if meant, it too is crude...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, spoken word,
Form: Limerick
Swearing (Shakespeare)
No profanity please. Even Shakespeare swore....

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, on writing and words
Form: Epigram
Swearing (Cinquain)
Swearing Words of spite Unattractive pattern Abusive system of control Mean words...

Continue reading...
Categories: swearing, education,
Form: Cinquain

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry