Stuffed Poems - Poems about Stuffed

We had loads of fun, Once were young in the sun, So perfect, man, In his own scan, Chick overthinking, All this overthining, Really, can be read, Stuffed why we got wed!...

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The Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with candy Can I find many pretty colorful eggs Everyone wants a stuffed bunny and that will be very dandy Daddy and Mommy I fell and skinned my legs Let everyone drink but I am way too young for brandy Better watch out I am too young to drink and will see...

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Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears... of diverse and sundry sizes engaged in woebegone wild rumpus as a last hoorah for diversity, equity and inclusion, whose somber bowed heads (hide their snickers just a kiss away) their backsides mimicked tufted heavenly clouds interspersed amidst with imaginary fallen angels softly chanting profane funereal requiem, where a former warren of dust bunnies galore...

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My stuffed apple, he can sing He can sing He can sing My stuffed apple, he can sing Sing, sing, sing My stuffed apple, he can hug He can hug He can hug My stuffed apple, he can hug Hug, hug, hug My stuffed apple, came to life Came to life Came to life My stuffed apple, came to life Not once but twice ...

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Stuffed heads on imposing walls beady glass eyes, glare. The house is stuffed with horns, tusks, fangs, and jowls. Many a taxidermic glower, gazes down, with a moth-farmed visage. Slaughtered beast hang heavily from high mounts. Teddy Roosevelt’s elephant gun leans against a hollow elephant foot. On gaslit nights light gleams upon eyeless tigers. He ‘bagged’ them all - a manly trait, (historical context is everything), truly, great men often...

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Convalesced amongst peaks and valleys, Verdant and undulating over Afon Ebwy, I paid my way through the colliery With but a baker's dozen of years behind me. Seduced by the hanging-left red scare, I rejected ancient teachings and scripture For a life of advocacy, plagued with This body, my ever-failing vessel. Conscribed to compulsory service, My anatomy owned by some Great War, Though my...

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A fat tiger sat beside her; it settled down, began to purr The girl, Anita, said, “Oh My.” quietly, trying not to cry. “You want to eat me up”? She said “put your big teeth around my head?” To her surprise, the tiger spoke “not just now,” he said, half in joke. “Why not?” She asked, rather meekly “‘cause I only eat once weekly.”...

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Eggplant stuffed mama sporting a big dress With two twin rams – lettuce and watercress Marched into the fray and demanded to be heard. Some of the thinner women yelled “my word!” I pretended that eggplant mama was as thin as me Which is not so thin now that I am two hundred and three But there is a difference for...

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Stuffed heads on stuffed walls beady glass eyes glare. The house is stuffed with horns, tusks, fangs, and jowls. The heads are taxidermized; constantly maintained by moths. The walls are filled with the mummified flesh, not of slaughtered animals but the bodies of Dead Presidents. Teddy Roosevelt’s elephant gun leans against a hollow elephant foot. He baggad them all. It was not considered a disgrace at the...

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I used to eat 'til I was stuffed never knew when I'd had enough Some folks called me roly-poly others found me gruff Now I'm satisfied with just a little which does wonders for my middle And did I mention my transformation ...

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Shelly called grandma to furiously complain I cannot get them to dance, she said with disdain. Are they not minding you at all? Grandma asked her. They aren’t even walking, I am pretty sure. They have to want to dance and perform grandma said. Maybe they need a nap. Did you put them to bed? They’ve been on the bed all...

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I do not know who was more stuffed – the turkey or me, I need a nap, and I can’t be bothered with decorating a tree. Written November 24, 2022...

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This sad world is stuffed full of heaven. Heaven seeps out of every pore of life, and the dwellers in heaven hardly notice. Very bad things happen in heaven, poisonous snakes are in the holy temple for a purpose, they simply ask us to see the heaven around us more clearly, but we are all secretly in love with suffering and we have...

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Stuffed With Love Everyone is trying to figure it out Today and tomorrow Fear and doubt Some are calm and simply carry on Others fret, don’t follow where led What inspires you to make a change To free yourself, break through the chains Days pass by and turn into years Nothing is different, the path...

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A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies The following doth constitute combination of fact and fiction unfortunately not sentences referencing overactive spousal glute though sphincter roaring could muscle us into ample loot (after wife explodes open bank vault) versus ass spire ring writer root ting to live nsync ecologically viz hypothetical analogous member of indigenous people named Yakut living in scattered settlements in northern...

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