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Studly Poems - Poems about Studly

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I

..."Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two lines down."
And they all watche...

Categories: studly, crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
Form: Limerick

The Spanish Inquisition

...As most days go this seems pretty good
Doesn't take much to affect my mood
Just a simple greeting like “Have a good day”
As I show up at the office in the nude

The reaction of coworkers...

Categories: studly, angst,
Form: Free verse

Saucy Sally and Studly Sam

...Saucy Sally, sits solemnly on said sidewalk,
Stifling sniffles, sees sympathetic staring,
Some snidely shuffling slowly sideways, so
She surreptitiously swallows her sadness.
Studly S...

Categories: studly, fantasy, fate, fun, humorous,
Form: Alliteration

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Sir Studly's Dance Partner

...Sir Studly put out his cigarette
when the band played a minuet.
Did he ask me to dance?  You bet!
And that’s when I began to sweat.

No lessons had I, least not yet;
still I stomped...

Categories: studly, dance, humor,
Form: Monorhyme

Svelt and Tight

...Slim and trim, this guy's become
Svelte with a butt that's tight as a drum
Pumping iron
A studly lion
And if you believe that, better lay off the rum!...

Categories: studly, dedication,
Form: Limerick

That's Sexy

...When you want to get me in the mood
You strip down to just your boxer shorts
Tell me that I look so hot tonight
Then strike poses of various sorts.
 
Sometimes I could almost laugh out loud
We ...

Categories: studly, funny, giggle, marriage, sexy,
Form: Rhyme

Which Way Would

...Which Way Would

She had seen me there standing so studly
While there she kind, cute and cuddly
Trying to figure out what to make of me
Maybe fool running around fancy free.

Between two langu...

Categories: studly, allegory, analogy, , cute,
Form: Couplet

The Spanish Inquisition

...As most days go, this seems pretty good
Doesn't take much to affect my mood
Just a simple greeting like “Have a good day”
As I show up at the office in the nude

The reaction of coworker...

Categories: studly, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

All Hat and No Cattle

...They hung around the beer joint with the finest Western wear
with thumbs tucked in their belt loops and such a studly air.
But those boots weren't made for stirrups and were polished to a sheen,
a...

Categories: studly, humorous, old, time, ,
Form: Cowboy Poetry

Chilly On the Willy

...It's sure chilly on the willy
When parading around in the nude
Almost becomes an obsession
With some of these bold little dudes

They have no silly old hang-ups
'Bout showing their cute little parts
...

Categories: studly, growing up, old, old,
Form: Quatrain

..And the Crab Will Face-The Bulging Flab!!

...Stepping upon yonder SCALE
A weight,230,it means that I did  FAIL
Hunger horrors as one gets OLD
acid indigestion..from the Doritos or so i'm TOLD
Beauty school  dropout(I had never PASSED)
Fadi...

Categories: studly, funny,
Form: I do not know?