Chilly On the Willy

It's sure chilly on the willy
When parading around in the nude
Almost becomes an obsession
With some of these bold little dudes

They have no silly old hang-ups
'Bout showing their cute little parts
They've got absolutely no misgivings
They're even proud of their farts

Imagine if us grown up people
Went around with it all hanging out
What an absolute stir that would cause
Off to jail we'd go, there's no doubt

The constabulary don't take kindly
To a public display by us old folks
Revealing what happens in senior years
To us once proud studly young blokes

So if you see us displaying our parts
Run up to us and offer a coat
When some of us get to a certain age
We totally lose control of the boat!

© Jack Ellison 2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Breidenthal Avatar
September 18, 2020 at 11:06 AM
Now some of these CANT be childrens book but my are they hilarious! Always, Laura
Rabary-Andriamanday Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Good chuckles! Funny to learn English through your witty poems; but I'll never try to translate this one in my own language (called Malagasy); my ancestors would awake from their sweet holy sleep to chase me back to sanity... Love your write! Blessings, Hanitra
Ellison Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Sure got a big chuckle out of your last statement! LOL Just want you to know how I appreciate kind words, no mater from what language or what culture they originate. However you certainly expressed your thoughts very well and I thank you my friend! Cheers!
Eastman Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 11:19 AM
If you ever try parading around outside like that... I'm sure Cathie will chase you back in with a broom right quick... Bad Boy... Bad boy! Snicker! Go get em Cathie! Besides every one would just think the olsters have finally lost their marbles... LOL
Ellison Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Actually did try it once and as you guessed, Cathie did chase me back in with a broom! It was written up in the local newspaper! LOL
Harrell Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Lol, maybe it comes around full circle. Sure will, Jack. Maybe let you be for a while. Why, it's funny. Have a sunny Black Friday. Love ya, Toquyen
Ellison Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Glad I could turn Black Friday into a bright happy Friday! Yee haw! Love ya... Jack
Lamoureux Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 8:14 AM
To funny! As alway you are the King of Comedy. Hail to the king.
Ellison Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Thank you loyal subject! LOL
Macfarlane Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 8:00 AM
Oh Jack.....this is priceless! Grinning ear to ear, thanks for always putting a smile on my face. Hugs
Ellison Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Thank you Cecillia... you are a sweetie! Keep on a-grinning!!! Love and happy thoughts, Jack
Cavanaugh Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 6:55 AM
Too funny. Now I'll have to go through years of therapy. But I'll still be laughing even as my boat tips and sinks. Thank you for sharing your witty poems.
Ellison Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Don't forget the life jacket! Glad to provide the chuckles this morning... LOL Cheers, Jack
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 4:56 AM
My coat is on its way jack, don't return it lol xx
Ellison Avatar
November 23, 2012 at 5:03 AM
Much appreciated Mandy! High today... 0c Brrrrrr!
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