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When you want to get me in the mood You strip down to just your boxer shorts Tell me that I look so hot tonight Then strike poses of various sorts. Sometimes I could almost laugh out loud We have been married for thirty years You'd think you would know to drop my pants You need to entirely switch your gears! Do the dishes for only one night You will be my most studly old man. Run the vacuum, dust, or cook a meal, I will gladly do you in our van!!! I find it funny that you can hear My bra unhook from way down the street But you can't hear a child crying When right underneath your own two feet!!! You want me to wear some lingerie And act like a dancer at a club? But all I think is that’s one more piece Of dirty laundry in the wash tub!! So here it is, my sweet other half So efforts are no longer thwarted: Get off your rear end, take out the trash That's sexy, and will be rewarded!!! Revised November 17, 2018

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Date: 6/23/2016 9:09:00 AM
lol practical advice for us men here. Great poem filled with humorous sexual tension. Congrats on you win to.
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 6/25/2016 8:49:00 AM
Haha! Thanks!