Incessant Wrestle
...So the heart murmurs and the kidneys fail,
The lungs draw wheezing breath as tedious chore,
The joints in every limb - feeble and frail,
The mind doesn’t remember anymore…
Yet somehow, somet...
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Categories:
stroppy, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme
Output
...Beyond the hedgerow where the river does flow
Where bunnies unbridled cavort to and fro
And commune with the cows where the new grasses sprout
What, one could ask, might they natter about?
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Categories:
stroppy, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Volunteer
...Need volunteers in the Army?
Here’s what they do
Just line up a squad and say
You, you, and you.
Nobody bothers to think
Or even to ask
Whether you have the knowledge
Or ability to carry out...
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Categories:
stroppy, crazy, humor, poetry, soldier,
Form: Rhyme
Loose Woman - Warning Bawdy Limerick
...They’re in his car, he rubs her back
But Sue quickly gives him some flack
She says stop it Rex
You’ve no chance of sex
Because my V'gina’s too slack
It loosened when our babe arriv...
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Categories:
stroppy, car, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Hagley
...i remember back in 06 i worked in a warehouse
it was for a store that sold varied things
there were varied staff in several departments
we had a boss who was a real hag and she ruled us
like adol...
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Categories:
stroppy, career, rude, work,
Form: Free verse
Boris the Cat
...Boris is my cat and he’s so very soppy
He likes his tummy tickled and is never stroppy
He’s friendly and gentle and follows me around
Always by my side is where he will be found
With his long...
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Categories:
stroppy, animal, cat, children,
Form: Ode
The 2nd Remembrance - In Memory of Me
...Remember me well as I give thanks to each mother.
You women of this world …are simply like no other!
Right from conception to those dreaded contractions.
The thought of our well-being dicta...
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Categories:
stroppy, care, love, mother, strength,
Form: Rhyme
The Tweetamol
...The Tweetamol as you will see
Is strange beyond deformity.
You’ll gasp, then gape and then declare,
‘I’ve never seen a bird with hair!
A hairy bird- what’s that about?’
You’ll hear yourself be...
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Categories:
stroppy, nonsense, , Lullaby,
Form: Rhyme
My Happy Muse Bites Back
...Listen up guys I have got some news
This is the latest gossip about my muse
She threw her dummy out of the pram
Sometimes she is such a stroppy madam!
She didn’t mean to cause such grea...
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Categories:
stroppy, humorous, muse, poetry,
Form: Sonnet
Storms
...Driving back home in my old black jalopy
The kids in the back were getting quite stroppy
Storm clouds were gathering straight ahead
I felt a chill for I could sense danger in my head
The darkness in...
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Categories:
stroppy, storm, mum,
Form: Rhyme