Stroppy Poems - Poems about Stroppy

...So the heart murmurs and the kidneys fail, The lungs draw wheezing breath as tedious chore, The joints in every limb - feeble and frail, The mind doesn’t remember anymore… Yet somehow, somet......Read the rest...

...Realisation: I'm a back seat driver! Obviously, I'm also at the wheel (Anyone nervous about this dual identity, please let me set your mind at ease. This is about anxiety and confidence and how cri......Read the rest...

...Beyond the hedgerow where the river does flow Where bunnies unbridled cavort to and fro And commune with the cows where the new grasses sprout What, one could ask, might they natter about? … … ......Read the rest...

...Need volunteers in the Army? Here’s what they do Just line up a squad and say You, you, and you. Nobody bothers to think Or even to ask Whether you have the knowledge Or ability to carry out......Read the rest...

...They’re in his car, he rubs her back But Sue quickly gives him some flack She says stop it Rex You’ve no chance of sex Because my V'gina’s too slack It loosened when our babe arriv......Read the rest...

...i remember back in 06 i worked in a warehouse it was for a store that sold varied things there were varied staff in several departments we had a boss who was a real hag and she ruled us like adol......Read the rest...

...Boris is my cat and he’s so very soppy He likes his tummy tickled and is never stroppy He’s friendly and gentle and follows me around Always by my side is where he will be found With his long......Read the rest...

...Remember me well as I give thanks to each mother. You women of this world …are simply like no other! Right from conception to those dreaded contractions. The thought of our well-being dicta......Read the rest...

...The Tweetamol as you will see Is strange beyond deformity. You’ll gasp, then gape and then declare, ‘I’ve never seen a bird with hair! A hairy bird- what’s that about?’ You’ll hear yourself be......Read the rest...

...Listen up guys I have got some news This is the latest gossip about my muse She threw her dummy out of the pram Sometimes she is such a stroppy madam! She didn’t mean to cause such grea......Read the rest...

...Driving back home in my old black jalopy The kids in the back were getting quite stroppy Storm clouds were gathering straight ahead I felt a chill for I could sense danger in my head The darkness in......Read the rest...