Loose Woman - Warning Bawdy Limerick

They’re in his car, he rubs her back But Sue quickly gives him some flack She says stop it Rex You’ve no chance of sex Because my V'gina’s too slack It loosened when our babe arrives I’ve tried pelvic floor exercise Sue says don’t get stroppy Cos you're loose and floppy This happens to some older guys! 09/20/20

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Date: 9/28/2020 7:51:00 AM
Ha ha ha, yikes - got quite a scary mental pic here : )
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2020 5:52:00 AM
thanks Jack :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/22/2020 2:58:00 PM
Im still laughing Jan Wow nearly spat my drink out when reading this Hahaha Was thinking what have you entered into the Anthology contest your Belle of the Ball would be good That or this
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Date: 9/22/2020 3:33:00 PM
oh I couldn't put this in the filter wouldn't let me write vagina lol, no seriously I wont be submitting to this anthology:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/22/2020 7:07:00 AM
cagle exercises may help LOL.... Good one Jan!
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Date: 9/22/2020 12:46:00 PM
lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/20/2020 5:48:00 PM
LOL!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2020 5:02:00 AM
I do worry about myself I woke up with the first stanza in my head lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/20/2020 4:58:00 PM
Hello Jan … thanks for the giggle Jan. Seems like a couple of problems need ironing out - catch you Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 9/21/2020 5:01:00 AM
lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/20/2020 12:01:00 PM
ha! very funny, jan! well done...
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Date: 9/20/2020 12:30:00 PM
Thanks Ilene:-) it wouldn't let me use the v word lol:-) hugs janxx
Date: 9/20/2020 11:51:00 AM
There is justice in the world, Jan. Got a great chuckle from your "bawdy" limerick. Thanks for the smile!
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Date: 9/20/2020 11:52:00 AM
thanks Sam:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/20/2020 11:28:00 AM
Hahahahaha, Awesome Sis! to funny!
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Date: 9/20/2020 11:35:00 AM
lol thanks Bobby May:-) got to laugh at the moment:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/20/2020 11:08:00 AM
:) cute my friend ... Hugs
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Date: 9/20/2020 11:15:00 AM
thanks Eve i woke with the first verse in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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