Stripper Poems

The adoring men of stripper, Priscilla the Hun

Three times the mass of the sun
were the boobs of stripper, Priscilla the Hun.
And when the adoring men yelled out for more,
she'd shimmy and knock 'em all to the floor ~
first with the left, and then with the right one.

Grandma was a Stripper

I was an ecdysiast, grandma said with delight
Her grandson could not fathom this, try as he might
His ninety-seven-year-old grandma on a stripper pole?
That was before they had them, she said to young Cole.
He could not picture her as a nude-like teaasing dancer.
My striptease name was young Bambi Bubble Prancer.
It took a long time to get

BLACK AUDI PARKED REMIND ME OF ALICIA HILTON MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND STRIPPER

THE LAST TIME I SAW A BLACK AUDI IT CUT US OFF PARKED THE SMELL OF DEATH WAS BREWING FUNNY HOW MANY TIMES I SCREAMED HELP SOMEONE IS GOING TO HURT MY CHILDREN AND I SO HAPPY TO GET SECTION 8 MOVE INTO OUR NEW HOME STRANGE THINGS OCCURED LIVING NEXT TO CHEERS PUB EVERYBODY

Elevator Eyes

You know the look that you get
The sandy summing up of your worth
Can be peach positive or neon negative
Can feel good like green spring or hurt
Like a forest fire red burning potential 
Matters not if the look is unintentional 

Even karma kids do it as if a reflex
No need to shout or get upset at

Stripper

strippers reported that customers: 
Grabbed them by the arm (88%) 
Grabbed their breast (73%) 
Grabbed their buttock (91%) 
Pulled their hair (27%) 
Pinched them (58%) 
Slapped them (24%) 
Bit them (36%) 
Note.Supari injection?

The Stripper and Saint

Let me tell you a story of faith
    and contradiction along the road.
Where one's beauty equaled belief,
    And its performance was a strict code.

Garments were of little use,
    As she would never feel the cold.
While her skin gave her all the protection,
    It

The Stripper

A dark room as lights hit the stage,
I see an angel that takes, 
my breath away,
Her eyes are only hidden by a mask,
I am frozen in time,
I feel your eyes piercing into my soul,
Drawing me into a hold I,
Can not escape from,
I feel the desire the raw passion,
And the endless emotion,
As the fire scorches thru

Dollar Store Stripper

We bought the get-up
at the local thrift store.
 
I elected to dress like a cop,
much to the amusement
of the female Dollar Store employees
who whistled and made comments
about me being a stripper,
 when we came through
the checkout line.

Julie the Stripper Was Pretty Chipper

{Hey, Where'd My Audience Go?}


Broke, Julie became a sexy stripper
Soon her bank account was pretty chipper
  Her boyfriend treated her well
  Then they moved to Israel
Julie's first performance was Yom Kippur





__________________________________
Note: Yom Kippur is the Holiest Day of the
Jewish year.  Over 90% of Israelis are in
synagogue and fasting on Yom Kippur
night and

More Than Just a Stripper

For some men, she is Angel,
For others, she is Rose.
Short clothes cladding her toned body,
They shout and scream and call her honey.
After all, she is just a stripper in need of money.

A profession that chose her.
The day goes as quiet as a lake,
But as the night dawns
Her real hard work begins.
Rosy cheeks, dimple chin,
A short

Stripper Who Was a Finger Flipper

Stripper Who Was A Finger Flipper

All that she wore was her each slipper,
Which is why they called her a stripper;
Pretty precocious;
Flipping ferocious;
We have heard she is a skinny dipper.

Jim Horn

The Stripper

Out to our secret garden, I go,
No one's looking, I start the show,
Under the Pergola, out of the sun,
Dogs disappear so they miss the fun.
I check the back and all is clear,
My seat is better than I did fear.
Looking down I see my spindly legs,
After all these years, they are nice pegs,
Another check, just to

Jack the Knicker Stripper

Old Jack the knicker stripper
Took his well-oiled snippers
And off into the night he went 
To cause havoc he had intent
Looking for ladies of the night
& give them one 'ell of a fright

A glitter of a coin brought 'em close
Soon they were left in a faintly pose 
He'd snip their garments head to toe
With an intention

The Stripper

As stripper I wasn’t too proud
A part of my life still in shroud
What gutter’s about
If e’er I had doubt
Put it on came shout from the crowd

Male Stripper Bah

They said it was time to go on.
The audience claps had begun.
   I strolled on the stage
   in my thong that was beige.
The spotlight now on me was thrown.

I started to twist and to turn.
My face was so red it did burn.
   Embarrassed to be
   exposed and

• Short Stripper Poems
• Famous Stripper Poems
• Best Stripper Poems
• Read Stripper Poems
• Long Stripper Poems
• Stripper Quotes