Best Stripper Poems

A dark room as lights hit the stage,
I see an angel that takes, 
my breath away,
Her eyes are only hidden by a mask,
I am frozen in time,
I feel your eyes piercing into my soul,
Drawing me into a hold I,
Can not escape from,
I feel the desire...

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They said it was time to go on.
The audience claps had begun.
   I strolled on the stage
   in my thong that was beige.
The spotlight now on me was thrown.

I started to twist and to turn.
My face was so red it did...

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As stripper I wasn’t too proud
A part of my life still in shroud
What gutter’s about
If e’er I had doubt
Put it on came shout from the crowd...

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There once was a stripper named Tipper
who used tape instead of the snipper.
Duck tape was his friend
When he did a back bend
But his pec’s still popped his side zipper.

Once while topless he pranced cross the floor
On each nipple a tassle he wore
Round they did twirl
Just...

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I have experience as burlesque hyper
Like good policeman Chippendale stripers
    A smile on my face
    Bare in public place
In church Sundays… mama changed my diapers! 

For and in honor of Miranda Lambert
And contest: Burlesque Boutique...

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The Stripper..... By Peter Onyancha

Lately I have come to believe
A poet is a stripper; that’s the naked truth
Strips utterly and attacks your eyes
You are the ogling private school mate
No. No one should know what you know, you know!
Private – every portico private 
Oh, it’s hard...

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There was a stripper called Tipper
Who trapped his tool in his zipper
Caught his nuts in the teeth
And shredded the skin beneath
They now call him Jack the ripper...

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Old Jack the knicker stripper
Took his well-oiled snippers
And off into the night he went 
To cause havoc he had intent
Looking for ladies of the night
& give them one 'ell of a fright

A glitter of a coin brought 'em close
Soon they were left in a faintly...

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There was a man called Pippa
Who was a female stripper
He was built like a tank
And thick as a plank
For he caught his bits 64 times in his zipper...

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The girl whispered how gross she’s a stripper she has no pride
Her friend replies I bet when she goes off stage she spreads her legs ever so wide
Look at her she’s such an idiot looking all lost
I bet she’s looking for her first day’s client,...

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There once was a man from deep space.
Who wanted a woman to chase.
     His space ship was blimpy
     Her clothes were too skimpy.
So they didn't get to first base!...

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Out to our secret garden, I go,
No one's looking, I start the show,
Under the Pergola, out of the sun,
Dogs disappear so they miss the fun.
I check the back and all is clear,
My seat is better than I did fear.
Looking down I see my spindly legs,
After...

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{Hey, Where'd My Audience Go?}


Broke, Julie became a sexy stripper
Soon her bank account was pretty chipper
  Her boyfriend treated her well
  Then they moved to Israel
Julie's first performance was Yom Kippur





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Note: Yom Kippur is the Holiest Day of the
Jewish year.  Over 90%...

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I settled down to watch her strip,
A beer can in my hand.
Impressed, I hardly took a sip -
She’d be in great demand.

The music blared, its rhythm wild,
She worked up quite a sweat.
Amazed, I clapped and she just smiled -
She hadn’t finished yet…

She took it all...

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The music thumps, the walls jump
She pole dances against the jamb
Dust rag in her right
Polish in her left hand

House is hers for a few hours
To fulfill a fantasy
Bump and grind it babe
The vacumn whiiiirrrs away

Shake that booty, strut that stuff
Transfer clothes in washer to dryer
Wearing...

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