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Stoner Poems

Years sealed

    
Hold on I got some things you want to hear so listen up while I make it clear

We started out as friends now we're lovers

From the gate you had your feelings undercover 

Hesitant for them to be discovered 

Til one day you let go of the fear 

Letting go of the wheel you let

Categories: stoner, deep, family, fate, feelings,
Form: Rhyme

Hyper Stoner

Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls.

Categories: stoner, addiction, drug, funny, humor,
Form: Senryu

Stoner Loner

I never choke whenever I toke.
I smoke even when I am broke.

Categories: stoner, addiction, drug,
Form: Crystalline

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Loner Stoner

I smoke until my eyes bleed
And a friend I do not need
For if there was a stud
Who'd think he was a bud
Was it rather smoking weed

Track: Wiz Khalifa - Reefer Party :p

Categories: stoner, 12th grade, drug,
Form: Limerick

Stoner Buddies

Do you wanna come hear a concert with shared aux cord in my shed?
Do you wanna come have a hit from the green glass bong head?
Do you wanna come have more fun times with me again, without dread?

Categories: stoner, addiction, best friend, drug,
Form: Sijo

Sad Stoner

Lately all I like is lo-fi
And crying even while being high.

Categories: stoner, addiction, cry, depression, drug,
Form: Crystalline

Lonely Stoner

All you want to do is get ed up.
I’ve been thinking about stopping drugs.
A two year bender coming to an end.
No more eyes being red.
I’ll be sober,
And you’ll be a lonely stoner.

Categories: stoner, addiction, best friend, break
Form: Rhyme

Stoner Meditation

Today I thought
   I had a thought
The bubble burst 
   And it was naught

Today I thought
   I had a thought
But it turned out
   That it was not



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on January 19, 2019

Categories: stoner, cute, fun, light, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Stoner

Sour Diesel
Train wreck
OG Kush
New strains pop
Everyday in my brain
Rolling and smoking like a train

Categories: stoner, celebration, life,
Form: I do not know?

Stoner Head

The stoner mind is simple and blind,

the stoner signs are waved jovial and wide,

the stoner wine is drunk slowly with puckered lips-

with savored bliss,

'can I have just one more kiss?'

On the cheek,

one for the road? 

I want something to think about all the way home.


...Forgo's truth,
for the stoner demands proof!

So spoof in a poof of

Categories: stoner, appreciation, april, assonance, atheist,
Form: Verse

Nudist Stoner

Those in glass houses
shall never throw stones or run 
naked at daytime




*I must give thanks to my friend B.B. for inspiring me to provide you with the PG description of his depravities

Categories: stoner, dedication, funny, happiness, introspection,
Form: Haiku