Best Stoner Poems
Below are the all-time best Stoner poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of stoner poems written by PoetrySoup members
Nudist StonerThose in glass houses
shall never throw stones or run
naked at daytime
*I must give thanks to my friend B.B. for inspiring me to provide you...
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Categories:
stoner, dedication, funny, happiness, introspection,
Form:
Haiku
At the Footbridge - Limerick CollaborationAt the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love...
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Categories:
stoner, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My AgeMY AGE
My age is nothing but a number, nothing but a slumber that I can’t wake from, this is what I’ve done. I’ve looked around...
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Categories:
stoner, age, deep, for teens,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
A Grand American TraditionVoting day at long last has arrived.
Scrambling through closet,
a cavernous space in accumulation.
In the deepest darkest corner,
purpose achieved,
garnering my three by five inch...
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Categories:
stoner, poetry, political,
Form:
Free verse
Poetry Soup HerosPoetry Soup Hero's
Poets with golden ink and pens
You make us move forward with your inspiration
With kind an honest, encouragement and compliments
Small act...
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Categories:
stoner, encouraging, inspirational, poets, ,
Form:
Free verse
Choice Each DayGod given, Ten Commandments understood,
Divine plan in word, for man's guidance all.
Gods' rules of life, not options if you should,
commandments to prepare man for his...
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Categories:
stoner, introspection, poetry, spiritual,
Form:
Sonnet
Little Donald's TaleDonald, what are you doing with all those trash cans?
Building a wall Mom, I have some great plans.
Don't worry Mom the neighbor will pay,
I'll make...
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Categories:
stoner, parody, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetry Souper Heroes: the Sequel"Poetry Souper Heroes: The Sequel"
by: Eric L. Boddie
As we last saw, Anita Sharma was coming in
What's that Melody Thomas, I had to ask...
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Categories:
stoner, adventure, appreciation, betrayal, character,
Form:
Couplet
One Lone OakIn a land of rolling gentle hill,
grass of rich green scents embrace,
cotton clouds drift in parade.
One lone oak crowns a summit,
regal on blue sky's horizon.
From...
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Categories:
stoner, introspection, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
I'Ll Be Your Joker7/20/19
"I'll be your Joker"
Still a registered voter
Signed up to be an organ donor
And finally became a car owner
I rarely use a controller
When it's time, I'll...
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Categories:
stoner, dark, deep, poetry, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Behind the Walls of ShameBehind the walls of shame
I discovered makeup when I was lost and weary, it took me to heart and hid all the scars I had.
I...
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Categories:
stoner, age, beauty, change, emotions,
Form:
I do not know?
Connie Was a CheerleaderConnie was a cheerleader
bright white toothed smile
bouncing boobs
short skirt legs running long
through school boy fantasies
friday nights her stage
crisp November air her makeup
Robert was a loner
a...
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Categories:
stoner, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Travolta and Our High Heeled Boogie Shoes
Some of you, will in memory, may fondly recall.
Enchanting, colored dance floors, you all had a ball!
When women still wore stunning, gorgeous dresses,
Unafraid to...
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Categories:
stoner, cute, dance, emotions, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
Drag RaceThe day has come, weeks and countless dollars invested in this moment.
All preparations have been made.
A myriad of nuts and bolts, inspected, tightened to torque.
Fluids...
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Categories:
stoner, car, poetry, race,
Form:
Free verse
The Moral of This StoryI once knew a bricklayer named Bruno
And a lunatic known as Joan,
A Buddhist some called Judas
And a policeman who was always stoned.
Now...
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Categories:
stoner, introspection, life, people, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse