Best Stoner Poems

Those in glass houses
shall never throw stones or run 
naked at daytime




*I must give thanks to my friend B.B. for inspiring me to provide you with the PG description of his depravities...

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Sour Diesel
Train wreck
OG Kush
New strains pop
Everyday in my brain
Rolling and smoking like a train...

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The stoner mind is simple and blind,

the stoner signs are waved jovial and wide,

the stoner wine is drunk slowly with puckered lips-

with savored bliss,

'can I have just one more kiss?'

On the cheek,

one for the road? 

I want something to think about all the way home.


...Forgo's...

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Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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Do you wanna come hear a concert with shared aux cord in my shed?
Do you wanna come have a hit from the green glass bong head?
Do you wanna come have more fun times with me again, without dread?...

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I smoke until my eyes bleed
And a friend I do not need
For if there was a stud
Who'd think he was a bud
Was it rather smoking weed

Track: Wiz Khalifa - Reefer Party :p...

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Lately all I like is lo-fi
And crying even while being high....

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Today I thought
   I had a thought
The bubble burst 
   And it was naught

Today I thought
   I had a thought
But it turned out
   That it was not



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on January 19, 2019...

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All you want to do is get ed up.
I’ve been thinking about stopping drugs.
A two year bender coming to an end.
No more eyes being red.
I’ll be sober,
And you’ll be a lonely stoner....

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I never choke whenever I toke.
I smoke even when I am broke....

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Hold on I got some things you want to hear so listen up while I make it clear

We started out as friends now we're lovers

From the gate you had your feelings undercover 

Hesitant for them to be discovered 

Til one day you let...

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