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Best Stoner Poems

Below are the all-time best Stoner poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of stoner poems written by PoetrySoup members


Nudist Stoner
Those in glass houses
shall never throw stones or run 
naked at daytime




*I must give thanks to my friend B.B. for inspiring me to provide you...

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Categories: stoner, dedication, funny, happiness, introspection,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration
At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love...

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Categories: stoner, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
My Age
MY AGE

My age is nothing but a number, nothing but a slumber that I can’t wake from, this is what I’ve done. I’ve looked around...

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Categories: stoner, age, deep, for teens,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member A Grand American Tradition
Voting day at long last has arrived.
Scrambling through closet,
a cavernous space in accumulation.
In the deepest darkest corner, 
purpose achieved, 
garnering my three by five inch...

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Categories: stoner, poetry, political,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Poetry Soup Heros
Poetry Soup Hero's

Poets with golden ink and pens 
You make us move forward with your inspiration
With kind an honest, encouragement  and compliments 
Small act...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stoner, encouraging, inspirational, poets, ,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Choice Each Day
God given, Ten Commandments understood,
Divine plan in word, for man's guidance all.
Gods' rules of life, not options if you should,
commandments to prepare man for his...

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Categories: stoner, introspection, poetry, spiritual,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Little Donald's Tale
Donald, what are you doing with all those trash cans?
Building a wall Mom, I have some great plans.
Don't worry Mom the neighbor will pay,
I'll make...

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Categories: stoner, parody, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Poetry Souper Heroes: the Sequel
"Poetry Souper Heroes:  The Sequel"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

As we last saw, Anita Sharma was coming in
What's that Melody Thomas, I had to ask...

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Categories: stoner, adventure, appreciation, betrayal, character,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member One Lone Oak
In a land of rolling gentle hill,
grass of rich green scents embrace,
cotton clouds drift in parade.
One lone oak crowns a summit,
regal on blue sky's horizon.
From...

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Categories: stoner, introspection, poetry,
Form: Free verse
I'Ll Be Your Joker
7/20/19

"I'll be your Joker"


Still a registered voter
Signed up to be an organ donor
And finally became a car owner

I rarely use a controller
When it's time, I'll...

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Categories: stoner, dark, deep, poetry, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Behind the Walls of Shame
Behind the walls of shame

I discovered makeup when I was lost and weary, it took me to heart and hid all the scars I had.
I...

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Categories: stoner, age, beauty, change, emotions,
Form: I do not know?
Connie Was a Cheerleader
Connie was a cheerleader
bright white toothed smile
bouncing boobs
short skirt legs running long
through school boy fantasies
friday nights her stage
crisp November air her makeup

Robert was a loner
a...

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Categories: stoner, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Travolta and Our High Heeled Boogie Shoes

Some of you, will in memory, may fondly recall.
Enchanting, colored dance floors, you all had a ball!
When women still wore stunning, gorgeous dresses, 
Unafraid to...

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Categories: stoner, cute, dance, emotions, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Drag Race
The day has come, weeks and countless dollars invested in this moment.
All preparations have been made.
A myriad of nuts and bolts, inspected, tightened to torque.
Fluids...

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Categories: stoner, car, poetry, race,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Moral of This Story
I once knew a bricklayer named Bruno 
And a lunatic known as Joan, 
A Buddhist some called Judas 
And a policeman who was always stoned.

Now...

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Categories: stoner, introspection, life, people, philosophy,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs