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Premium Member At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration
At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow

To the hospital fled poor...

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Categories: stoner, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Baseball Trash Can Cats Vs Downtown Stray
Here we are fans this fine summer day,
to watch Trash Can Cats, versus Downtown Stray.
The field is grand in this deep wooded glen,
pitchers are warming up in the bull pen.

Pitching for the Cats is Crazy...

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Categories: stoner, baseball, fun, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Near Life Experience
A subtle numbness overtakes my senses. I feel a slight heavy weight fall upon me in the gentlest of ways, almost like you’re wearing a fur coat in a meat locker and someone’s pissing on...

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Categories: stoner, addiction, adventure, anxiety, dark, earth, growth,
Form: Carpe Diem
Premium Member Thief-A Childrens Story
Caw,Caw,Caw, cried the crow of shiniest black. So  beautiful in his coat of silky dark feathers. Strutting about on a small table top, in his beak, a new found treasure. A ring of sparkling...

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Categories: stoner, children,
Form: Prose
Premium Member I Am Prometheus
One day in my shop, as many before,             
there appeared a beggar at my back door.   
His dirty old hand held...

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Categories: stoner, mythology, poetry,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Drag Race
The day has come, weeks and countless dollars invested in this moment.
All preparations have been made.
A myriad of nuts and bolts, inspected, tightened to torque.
Fluids fresh, topped to level, tire pressure lowered... maximum traction.
In rank...

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Categories: stoner, car, poetry, race,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Grand American Tradition
Voting day at long last has arrived.
Scrambling through closet,
a cavernous space in accumulation.
In the deepest darkest corner, 
purpose achieved, 
garnering my three by five inch American flag,
glorious yet demure.

This my opportunity to come out of...

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Categories: stoner, poetry, political,
Form: Free verse
Years of Neglect
4/25/22

Started before last October
Going beyond Passover
Pettiness and greed always gave off a bad odor

I don't know if I'll ever have closure
Rarely ever am I that sober
For the longest time, it's been just me and Rover

She...

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Categories: stoner, dark, deep, life, me, rap, sad, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Poetry Soup Heros
Poetry Soup Hero's

Poets with golden ink and pens 
You make us move forward with your inspiration
With kind an honest, encouragement  and compliments 
Small act of caring all which has the potential to turn a...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stoner, encouraging, inspirational, poets, , literature,
Form: Free verse
My Age
MY AGE

My age is nothing but a number, nothing but a slumber that I can’t wake from, this is what I’ve done. I’ve looked around and found that the matter of the fact is life...

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Categories: stoner, age, deep, for teens, truth, world, youth,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
I'Ll Be Your Joker
7/20/19

"I'll be your Joker"


Still a registered voter
Signed up to be an organ donor
And finally became a car owner

I rarely use a controller
When it's time, I'll man up and buy a stroller
As well as panels that...

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Categories: stoner, dark, deep, poetry, rap, soulmate, spiritual, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Lived and Learnt
1/23/21


I lived and learnt

Will I ever lift this curse?

I offer many gifts to Earth

It either did or didn't work

I ended up in last place or finished first

Got so much to do, before I'm in the...

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Categories: stoner, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, strength, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Back When
M y brother turned his back to a flaming sky

said, "If ya seen one sunset you seen em all."

I was slowly losing my tiny empire

It was so upsetting to watch it fall

Every night before we'd...

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Categories: stoner, adventure, confusion, on writing and words, places,
Form: Bio
1yos
1YoS

So many things that I'm unsure about
I've lived a life uncut
Could not erupt
Till I was cured of doubt
A sentry watching a century pass
I've learned a lot 
It's been a long way 
from the halls of...

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Categories: stoner, hip hop, hope, new york, poems, poetry,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
One Day Someone Will Stay
As we look up at the sky and watch the amazing light show.
It has me wondering why I really actually wanna know.
How to love me for being me and how to let my walls down.
And...

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© Shae Poole  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stoner, cute, dedication, deep, devotion, growth, happiness, recovery
Form: Rhyme Royal
Premium Member One Lone Oak
In a land of rolling gentle hill,
grass of rich green scents embrace,
cotton clouds drift in parade.
One lone oak crowns a summit,
regal on blue sky's horizon.
From under spread canopy 
a small voice is heard in question.

“Father...

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Categories: stoner, introspection, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member One Cool Cat
Mazsi the cat was strolling one night, 
when came down the road, a most curious sight.
A yellow striped cat with a jazzy coat,  
big brimmed hat, bow tie ‘round his throat.

Mazsi had to smile...

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Categories: stoner, fun, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Worlds Fake Not Me
Clever, Talented, and real my rhymes just swifter
Ain't got no muscle but i'm still a bra lifter
Fed up so that weed going straight to my lungs
Rappin like i'm black so they want me hung
Maybe i'm...

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Categories: stoner, culture, deep, future, hip hop, stress, visionary,
Form: Rhyme
The Battle of Malicious Mouths
I was a stoner in a coma mercifully sweet
up for good humour and friendly greet
changed into someone more likely to beat
thump kick and stomp fighting the weak

I had stoner friends with paranoid brains
and jealous mates...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stoner, corruption, courage, crazy, smart, soldier, strength, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gone Fishing - Get Your Seuss On
Such a wonderful sunny day of a day,
walking along in my walkiest way.
Waving to birds as they sing in the tree,
each song so special, just for me.

I came upon a sparkling lake,
under a shade tree...

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Categories: stoner, children, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
I Was Living Separate Lives
I had a separate social life where stoners didn’t exist 
it was when I came alive so many ladies kissed 
happy days fulfilling life that all the stoners missed
people come and go with time but...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: stoner, life, social, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member In Dunkersfield Lies a Neglected Grave
In Dunkersfield Lies A Neglected Grave



In Dunkersfield lies a neglected grave
 last vestige of a precious life gave
No massive stone to mark the resting spot
of a simple man that gave all he got

Town people say...

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Categories: stoner, conflict, courage, death, giving, life, lonely, pain,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Life On Mars
Six tiny feet softly padded through dark passage,
inherent sensory abilities guide the way.
Sight, smell, taste gleaned in clearest detail.
The ancient surface society, once quite different,
shed optic devices in the imposed subterranean life.
One little Martian was...

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Categories: stoner, planet, poetry,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Decisions of Love
Germany post World War II,
torn, impoverished.
Ruled by Marshal Law,
imposed by the victorious.
Occupational forces walk
the rubble streets.
Civilians cower
in fear,
in hunger,
uncertainty.

A farm boy, Ohio bred,
cook in the US Army.
Young, handsome,
veteran to his country’s cause.
Viewed the hunger daily,
with...

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Categories: stoner, introspection, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Game Is On
Welcome sports fans to the Twenty Sixteen Presidential Race,
Spring Training is full upon us as the candidates align.
Two strong teams build their ranks for the coming season,
determination and earnest intent electrify the stadium air.
Rookies run...

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Categories: stoner, poetry, political,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs