Short Stoner Poems

Lately all I like is lo-fi
And crying even while being high....

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I never choke whenever I toke.
I smoke even when I am broke....

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Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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falling rain rhythms
in perfect harmony
dream embraced


Robert Gene Stoner Jr ©
3/30/16...

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Sour Diesel
Train wreck
OG Kush
New strains pop
Everyday in my brain
Rolling and smoking like a train...

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• Found a penny!
• "What could this mean?"
• I ask as my stoner friend downs a glass of lean...

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Days abundant in the spring,
spent freely in the summer,
become too few in the fall,
priceless in winter.


 Robert Gene Stoner Jr ©
1/12/16...

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Steve, my dealer
Tells everyone that an
Ounce a day puts
Negativity at bay
Early morning smoker
Dawn to dusk stoner








happy 420!...

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My real daddy often makes me want to beg and cry.
My sugar daddy often makes me want to try to die.
My stoner daddy often strongly refuses to even try....

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Stop hogging
The joint, you are not the
Only stoner in this room
Newbies! Newbies!
Ever so selfish!
Roll me a fatty newbie
So I can watch this movie...

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It could be Frog or maybe Stoner,
first one’s Richard last is Boner; 
Parents play such twisted games,
such unfortunate last names;
Having just one? So much better....

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He was a great admirer of weed

And was the biggest stoner indeed

From the moment he woke

He would take a big toke

And then choke till it made his eyes bleed...

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Mourner In A Corner

What he must be is some mourner;
He has been boxed up in a corner;
Around poke,
And then joke;
Am shocked that he is a real stoner.

Jim Horn...

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I smoke until my eyes bleed
And a friend I do not need
For if there was a stud
Who'd think he was a bud
Was it rather smoking weed

Track: Wiz Khalifa - Reefer Party :p...

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All you want to do is get ed up.
I’ve been thinking about stopping drugs.
A two year bender coming to an end.
No more eyes being red.
I’ll be sober,
And you’ll be a lonely stoner....

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Do you wanna come hear a concert with shared aux cord in my shed?
Do you wanna come have a hit from the green glass bong head?
Do you wanna come have more fun times with me again, without dread?...

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As children we would stare.
We would steal bubble gum.
and spew vomit.

Now it is right to avoid the eyes
that return the gaze
of stoner haze. 

A lot can be said on why
you stare at others....

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Those in glass houses
shall never throw stones or run 
naked at daytime




*I must give thanks to my friend B.B. for inspiring me to provide you with the PG description of his depravities...

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Today I thought
   I had a thought
The bubble burst 
   And it was naught

Today I thought
   I had a thought
But it turned out
   That it was not



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on January 19, 2019...

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*Sprinkle and sparkle,
give her a d*** water bottle,
to cool her thoughts from playing scrable,
she may be a stoner,
but d*** she gives me a boner,
dont take her looks for granted,
she can be a sneaky little bandit. :)...

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Bourbon Street's heart does beat.

Bars pouring forth pleas as

Bands drone in smoke filled rooms.
 
Brass and piano voice

Blare the heartfelt tone's tear.

Bare shackled souls lament,

Blues the voice of lost love.

Robert Gene Stoner Jr
10/16/2020
Pleiades...

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To refuge the sea, to set my pain free,
love in jubilee, now cast to debris.
Her heart lock and key, once given to me,
love lost to be, by her heartbreak decree.
Grim reality, mutes my final plea,
not again to see, my once loved...Marie.

 Robert Gene Stoner Jr ©
1/8/17...

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I just read your text
Then reached for my lighter
I almost replied with a long text
But I'm a stoner, not a writer
A couple of joints
Make my mental lighter
So don't label me a loser
Or mistake me
For a heroin user
I knew you wanted to leave
Why didn't you leave sooner?...

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This great escape, though I'm half awake, 
Feels so real I know it's fake!
Sweet, rich smoke, and I'm so relaxed-
(How much more can I take?) 
My evaluation, it could be wrong 
By trumpet, horn, or hit of bong; 
Lazy Man just in a daze- 
(Love me fast, or leave me long!)

*Very old "stoner" poem lol...

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Life In A World Perfect

Life in
a world
perfect,
never
to feel
hunger.

Life in
a world
perfect,
never
to fear
thirst.

Life in
a world
perfect,
never
to be
homeless.

Life in 
a world
perfect,
basic
days need
fulfilled.

Life in
a world
perfect,
cannot
turn a 
blind eye.
 
Robert Gene Stoner Jr ©
12/7/16...

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