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Stinkers Poems - Poems about Stinkers

Premium Member Yeah, I know -- my poetic output contains a fair bit of junk but
...Yeah, I know ~ my poetic output contains a fair bit of junk. But then ~ even God created something called a skunk. In the works of all unparalleled thinkers, you can expect quite a ......

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Categories: stinkers, humor, poems, poetry, write,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Life with Grandchildren
...Though the house be untidy, let the grandchildren come. They will give you the energy you need to get things done. —Poet every stinking time, let the stinkers’ feet be found at your do......

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Categories: stinkers, grandchild,
Form: Grook



Premium Member Posey And Shirley
...Posey and Shirley two bad men I once knew Bar room brawlers and stinkers these two might had made a millionaire had I told about this pair Because this was way before boy named Sue......

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Categories: stinkers, humorous, people, song,
Form: Limerick
The Abyss
...THE ABYSS The abyss...evokes and fuels Hades enthusiasm, a deep or seemingly bottomless chasm. A slope leads down into the dark abyss, and their delinquent prayers rendered amiss. It's not jus......

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Categories: stinkers, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme
Women Over 50 Are Invisible According To One Source
...Women over 50 are Invisible (according to one source) But…isn’t that a superpower? Please don’t notice me wearing the same black leggings three days in a row Content to sit on my couch tra......

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Categories: stinkers, funny, happiness, how i
Form: Free verse



Ten Hut
...12/20/21 Ten hut! Can't let up Even though, it can get messed up Really F'd up Do not get fed up Keep your head up Stay sharp, don't get set up Careful where a disagreement ends up Heads......

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Categories: stinkers, dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Taxing and Spending
... A Couplet on Taxing & Spending By: Tom 10/29/2021 Our elected officials are irrational thinkers, tax and spend ideas are invariable stinkers. ......

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Categories: stinkers, political,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Farts and Silent Stinkers
... It is always at Christmas that I feel the spirits of my family the most and as I unwrap the Christmas tree decorations that I inherited from my mother and grand......

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Categories: stinkers, funny, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Kun Fu Zus Sei Fu Ling
...A great cook is one who wears blinkers With recipes one never tinkers There are a few Who dare and do But results are usually stinkers......

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Categories: stinkers, food,
Form: Limerick
Around the Old Grill
...With a GRUNT she said, "I grill meals," "Won't you PASS THE GAS lighter please?" He said, "LET IT RIP!", to seal the deal Impressed with how she CUT THE CHEESE SILENT BUT DEADLY, were her cats ......

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Categories: stinkers, humorous, wind, write,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ancient Art of Almond Milking
...Dear friend, I am trying to master the ancient art of Almond Milking. It's quite difficult and my sweetie hasn't had a drink of almond milk in months. I started with cats to improve my dexterity,......

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Categories: stinkers, adventure,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Unquotable Quotes - Vi
...Unquotable quotes – VI (Note : A good many of the « epigrams » in this sequence of quotes are a take off on other well-known short poems, proverbs, sayings or expressions faites, etc . The rest......

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Categories: stinkers, environment, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member Women6verses9men - Who's On Top
...Who’s on top? Really, You didn’t know that it’s a contest? After all, There can only be one Poet Laureate can’t there? Both’s fingernails are bleeding, Both’s knees are scraped and scabbed,......

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Categories: stinkers, funny, gender, poets,
Form: Blank verse
The Modern Knight
... The modern Knight The Knight of the realm , Was a great man of courage, Who protected the people, Got dubbed by the King, The bravest of brave, Moralitys brightest, Loved by the people......

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Categories: stinkers, adventure,
Form: Epitaph
The Skunk and the Porcupine
..." The Skunk and The Porcupine ... " (From The Solomon Studies Series # 9) (Eccl. 3: 11 / Prov. 6: 6 / Matt. 6: 26, 28, 29) The Skunk and The Porcupine Both Are 'So Cute' Little Creatures ......

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Categories: stinkers, creation, nature, spiritual, ,
Form: Couplet

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