Slob Poems - Poems about Slob

... If reincarnation is possible I wanna come back as a lion King of the beasts roaming free Or perhaps a native Hawaiian A famous dentist, a noted doctor Or maybe a computer guru Kin......Read the rest...

...there's a certain melancholy alone on christmas eve doing nothing special nothing up my sleeve took a Tokyo tour today just doing my job spent the day with Adam he says he's not a slob my wif......Read the rest...

...Children are curious so they ask, why? Adults, when flustered, let out a sigh. We often ask why, when loved ones die, and frequently ask why as we cry. Why was I betrayed by my heartthrob? I w......Read the rest...

...There once was a zombie named Daisy Who thought eating brains was quite crazy She slacked on the job Was labelled a slob Then outcast for being so lazy......Read the rest...

..."Wart you laughing at" There once was a witch with a wart Who liked to tell jokes and hold court She had all the bats laughin' Then the vamp in his coffin Surprised everyone with a snort "L......Read the rest...

...Commercial season in its full swing boats afloat dot foggy harbor scene we're off like a prom dress let's catch a mega-mess barbs a'flyin', some even obscene Wish 'em up! Catch 'em up! Bend ......Read the rest...

...I am the great Corn-Holio As dumb as I can be Heh, heh, I do it for the show Because you laugh at me My job is making havoc In the habit you expect I guess no slob is at it If the goal is se......Read the rest...

...A newly built house near the road Where the prying eyes live like toads To mind others is what they do everyday They don't even have a holiday Other than that, they're idle like slob 'cause ......Read the rest...

...Mrs. McDowell went nuts on Tuesday last. She did some crazy things, which was a blast. To us neighbors, who ran over to look. First she tore pages out of an encyclopedia book. Then she launched......Read the rest...

...Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din) Schwenksville, Pennsylvania - keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay, this stupid non huge poem deployed cou......Read the rest...

...I often watched the clock on my job Which caused my heart to throb It made me slack on my work I was called a dumb jerk I was said to be just a fat slob......Read the rest...

...I once had a buddy named Bob He was an unbearable slob I pressed him a suit And dressed him up cute He dirtied it quickly, the knob.......Read the rest...

...please don’t love me i’m such a damned mess, darling i feel like a slob in all of my forms physically, emotionally, spiritually my mind hates my body my mind hates itself it twists the people i......Read the rest...

...Old Bolsanaro wishes he was, and takes strides to become, a fictional character as a way to promote more predictable backlash from his invasive, divisive and inflammatorily abusive comments—you know,......Read the rest...

...jay is different than he has ever been a neatnik of course, and he is my twin. whereas I am a beatnik, messy and thin. he is a cleaner, a duster, no dirt on his chin. I am slovenly, a messy ho......Read the rest...