Slob Poems - Poems about Slob

slob unkempt slovenly my hair is weird my face is dirty my teeth are quite smelly my underarms are screaming I am a total wreck mama I have worn this nightshirt for three days there is a wood tick buried in my arm...

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Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk. His wife is very angry because he will not work. He won't get a job even though he's an able-bodied man. Her husband refuses to get a job even though he can. His wife is getting sick and tired of having to support him and their four kids. She'd...

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There was once a lazy drunkard named Bob He's so idle he's nicknamed the fat slob By the pool he lays In a drunken daze He just drinks and shovells food down his gob. In the summers heat Bob sweated and stunk Didnt bother him cos he was so drunk Tripped over a stool Fell into the pool And now smells more like wet...

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I am a sloth, a slob, a slug During the summer when school is out. I move in slow motion from chair to couch to bed. I am in the throes of binge eating – sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar and salt. pie, cake, cinnamon rolls, pie, cake and chips. I am sluggish. I have gained eight pounds in the eight pounds...

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Goodbye our very good best friend, we hate to see you go We hope that you remember us and visit us below And maybe you'll drop by to say how much you miss us so That's when we'll call Security in case you want to know We hear you have the most rad office on the fourth floor high You're...

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She savored her delicious red eye gravy Slurping it up while she was in the navy. Most of us were truly uniquely impressed. At how her stomach was adequately dressed. The fabulous bib that she wore at her neck, Was beauty-wonderful in every respect. We followed her around this little tiny town. Slurping ample bits of gravy off of the ground. With a...

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As a young boy named Bob I was a bit of a slob As I did my sweet chewing job With typewriter teeth cleaning corncobs. Many years have flown past. I have grown old at last, But dentures don’t force me to fast. New typewriter teeth are having a blast. Date:10/19/2019 Picture 3...

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I don’t run with the mob ... the mosh-pit, gossip crowd End of message Stop! Just wanna hip you to this fact, right off the top I’m a clean living woman, the mop-and-pail type gal I know how to swing a mean vocal mop, don’t need no lip help to knuckle swab I can empty my own pity-pot bucket, these...

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The way to a man's heart is through his heart Contrary to how the old saying goes After all my years this is what I've discovered It's an axiom most people don't know The “through his belly” quote wasn't accurate As far as this old guy's concerned If you could know me now you'd know for sure The name “sentimental slob” is...

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Door Knob A Fat Slob Of sense Trump only has a small dob, Who was discovered to be a door nob; A dumb cluck; Foot got stuck; Difficult entering and sure is fat slob. Jim Horn...

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He never closes a door, or a drawer. Dirty socks, candy wrappers, abandoned on the floor. Tools, left lying where he used them. Muddy footprints, leading into the kitchen. Crumbs everywhere on floors, tables, chairs- leavings of a snackaholic. But he has a heart as big as Texas. When trouble comes, he's in my corner. He carries the groceries and massages my aching back. Even after fifty...

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The way to a man's heart is through his heart Contrary to how the old saying goes After all my years this is what I've discovered It's an axiom most people don't know The “through his belly” quote wasn't accurate As far as this old guy's concerned If you could know me now you'd know for sure The name “sentimental slob” is...

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I'm as un-**** retentive as one can be My wife's at the other end of the dial Makes for interesting discussions at times They sometimes last quite a while Opposites attract, they say it's true In our case it surely illustrates that fact Must show restraint every damn day For the sake of the dog and the cat Dishwashers get loaded a certain...

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