Prayer Silly Poems

“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
	Cupid answered, “So what?
	Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...

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We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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A two dollar bill gives me a chance if you will
Sweet Jesus let me win the lottery
I hope it's not a sin to pray for...

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Egg thief
hatcher
snatcher

Hormones added
perky
turkey

Low T
rooster
booster

No eggs
layer
prayer

Pagan
Wiccan
chicken

OSHA injury
plucker
struck her

Power outage
broiler
spoiler

Sweet tooth
cobbler
gobbler

Terrorist
tickin'
chicken

Unfaithful
poultry
'dultery

H/T to Chicken Footles by Andrea Dietrich...

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Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!

Then...

You and I, 
and the garlic bread!



A. Foster, Ann...

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The Cat

It is late, 
nearly half-past nine. 
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud. 
I need to buy another. 
This...

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Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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U

It is cool here. 
Is it hot there?
You have not written. 
I have not received...
a letter.

Do you think of me?
I remember you. 
I can not...

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In the view out my window
Nature moves languid across time
Creates a twitch of beautiful info
I corral my pen as I contemplate a chime

The clouds wave...

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Crazy cats everywhere,
Everywhere they crawl out from.
From the cages to below tables to just about anywhere they can pop out of like a magician’s dove.
Dove...

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Bamboozles often and frequently slam my zoozle with gobsmack confusion attacks,
so much so that I thought this unsated mental state was everyone’s slate of facts.
If...

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The sky is in an apoplectic quandary why tonight
Earth is entirely too old to be on solid holy ground
Atmospheres confuse the colors in the air...

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I had an awesome poem
Written in my head
Writing poems isn't my thing
So I thought it up instead

The poem had a kitten
A purple kitten too
The kitten...

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The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even...

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