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Im Use To Confused

Bamboozles often and frequently slam my zoozle with gobsmack confusion attacks,so much so that I thought this unsated mental state was everyone’s slate of facts. If we were to muse on bamboozles, as such, I would happily offer some of my much: When I’m the only female riding in a car, all passengers hand me their trash – what the bizarre? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At home, I see everything everywhere until I need it – then it’s hiding nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No matter how much I read in hair product aisles, understanding what all does remains a trial. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My family truly confuses my female parts for a locator. They ever seek me to seek their needs, but then, none could find a whole pig in the refrigerator. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I once woke and then made my face up, now, I try to erase it with all sorts of funky stuff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I’m focused on a TV show, everyone speaks, comes a commercial and there’s not a single peep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My sock graveyard has a higher sock score than any family member’s sock drawer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No one can tell navy blue clothes and hose from black, why can’t we simply eliminate navy to solve that? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When my house is totally clean, no visitors come to my domestic scene. When my home if filth awry, the whole world decides to come on by. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never, please, never direct me to go east, west, north or south! I don’t wish to brake, exit the car and sun scout. For me, left or right is best for arrival to work out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One morning I prayed for my child while driving to work – I got a ticket for running a red light. A prayer perk? Have I shared too little or spilled so much that my poem is reader abuse? I have no answer for this issue, so I leave you to muse my new confused. ...CayCay October 28, 2018

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Date: 11/12/2018 2:22:00 PM
I am not confused at this moment. Okay- perhaps I am. It's Monday. :) Anyway. This poem made me giggle, and I knew from the moment I read it- it would shine. Congratulations CayCay, on this win. :) Brandy
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Date: 11/12/2018 1:30:00 PM
This was such fun to read CayCay. I am thrilled to see it win second place. I loved it my friend. Congratulations!
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Date: 11/11/2018 10:03:00 PM
Congratulation on your awesome Gobsmacked and bamboozled and confused place win. I relate with the 2nd stanza, the 3rd was my husband, always upset that he couldn't find what he wanted in the refrigerator so I had to look for it. :) ,
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Date: 11/11/2018 4:45:00 PM
Well done, CayCay. Congrats on your top win.
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Date: 11/3/2018 9:30:00 PM
Brilliant. A laugh a second, CayCay. If this is 'abuse,' keep the abuse coming. G.L. in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon
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Date: 10/30/2018 4:09:00 PM
CayCay, this was so cleverly written, I love your sense of humor. Best of luck in the contest. John
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Date: 10/29/2018 9:27:00 AM
Things that make you go hmmmm. This is a lot of fun Cay Cay!
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Date: 10/29/2018 8:47:00 AM
You have truly Godsmacked & bamboozled us, CayCay...ready for a confusing win lol...love & light...^WW^
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Date: 10/28/2018 8:40:00 PM
Soft giggle. :) It seems you have covered it all here, and brilliantly too. I think my muse got sidetracked, but that's okay- my mind will scramble all the pieces and make it all make sense again. Hmm, I think. Or maybe not. :) I love what you have created. A Masterpiece indeed. Well done CayCay. Keep smiling. I know I am. :) Brandy
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Date: 10/28/2018 5:29:00 PM
Brilliant CayCay, but if everything was easy and ran smoothly wouldn't life be boring lol. Good luck. Tom.
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Date: 10/28/2018 4:48:00 PM
I loved this delightful poem CayCay! Brilliant! I laughed all the way through it! : )
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Date: 10/28/2018 4:43:00 PM
Oh I wish I'd thought of these lines CayCay, absolutely fabulous and they sure made me smile. I hope Caren loves it as much as I do:-) hugs Jan xx
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