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Husband Silly Poems

These Husband Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Husband. These are the best examples of Silly Husband poems written by international poets.

Premium Member A Masquerade Our Doreen
True person .This was written for a friend about a lost friend. 
Last night I was provided with a list of everything that was 
to...

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Categories: friend, funny, humor, silly,

Premium Member Leaked
(Just a little humor)

Video with husband 
Now divorced, son leaked video
movie deal offers
...

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Categories: love, men, silly,
Premium Member Heard a Who, Smelled a Who, Burned What
Horton smelled a Who, what about Hortense
  Did she have that special female 'sixth sense'
     It seems she was lacking
...

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Categories: silly, animal, drug, husband, senses,
Premium Member Compartmentalization
COMPARTMENTALIZATION 

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, old, silly,
A Pink Dilemma
Her bottle of Pepto was missing 
    Her husband could hear all the hissing
Her cheeks sighed a sigh
    ...

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Categories: silly, cute, destiny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Kill the Shrill
there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
	he said please shut up
	he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!

(caveat: no endorsement...

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Categories: silly, funny, humorous, hurt, husband,
Premium Member A December Memento
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: silly, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,
Premium Member Living Together
Living Together

The small mouse crossed the floor, 
fleet of foot, and fearful for her life. 
She did not want to wake, 
the farmer, 
or his...

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Categories: silly, cheer up, chocolate, faith,
Premium Member Sweet and Silly Names
 I have been called 'names' besides my name
to grandpa I was 'Funny Girl'
I would stomp my foot but still to him I came
he was...

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Categories: funny, silly, sweet,
Premium Member Rx For Sex
Yet another piss-poor dinner produced
No wonder her sex-life has been reduced
Ava needs something to give her a boost
   Eyes the doctor ~
 ...

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Categories: relationship, silly,
Premium Member The House
The house,                                               ...

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Categories: silly, flower, house, humor, sea,
Premium Member Squirrel Convention
Must be a squirrel convention —
bushy tales along the way.

The road was nutty-gray.
Seven of them held signs:
Parking this way.

Hold on...I hear a knock
at the door.
It’s...

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Categories: animal, bird, silly,
Premium Member All of My Riches Are In a Jar
Where is your gold? The pirate asked.
I grinned and said nothing.
You will have to walk the plank, he threatened.
My dragon taught him otherwise.
A quick hiss,...

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Categories: silly,
Peg's Halloween Party
Last Halloween was scary
with evil brewing strong
when Peggy planned a party
and things went off all wrong

In tatty robe, her hair awry
she slaved all day with...

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Categories: silly, funny, halloween, holiday, humor,
Mommy Has All the Answers
(what happens when mommy misses her special time of the month)

Daddy, why is the sky the color white?
It is the color of night my daughter...

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Categories: silly, angst, anxiety, childhood, conflict,

Book: Shattered Sighs