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Heard a Who, Smelled a Who, Burned What

Horton smelled a Who, what about Hortense
  Did she have that special female 'sixth sense'
     It seems she was lacking
     But not 'cos of hacking
  'Hortense! Stop burning that freaking incense!'

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Curie Stark Date: 9/10/2023 11:45:00 PM Thought provoking Login to Reply

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 9/10/2023 10:49:00 AM A hoot of a Who gw. Gotta watch what you're breathing in...! laf Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/10/2023 7:40:00 PM Makes me angry alright... nearly incensed!! lol.

Kim Rodrigues Date: 9/9/2023 5:58:00 PM You’re a laugh a minute! Love that final exclamation' Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/9/2023 7:54:00 PM Thanks, Kim... although with my advancing dementia, I ain't what I used to be, i.e., a laugh a second. ~ Groan

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 9/9/2023 3:46:00 AM May I in this instance agree with Michelle. My addition, maybe you would like to share? hugs and blessings Jennifer. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/9/2023 7:51:00 PM Gee, thanks for agreeing with Michelle, Jennifer. Appreciated, gw

Jerry Brotherton Date: 9/8/2023 5:55:00 PM Fully enjoyed your limerick, my friend. Better watch out, too much incense can cause hallucinations. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/9/2023 7:41:00 PM Gosh, I'll be very careful. Don't want to get incensed! Smiles, Gershon

Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/8/2023 12:14:00 PM You have a hidden gift for the witty limerick, gw, rhyming hortense with incense, makes me wonder what you are smokin? Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/9/2023 7:39:00 PM Hmm. Good question. What AM I smoking? ~ I think my last cigarette was a candy cigarette before they stopped making them. Good thing I wasn't addicted! Thanks, Michelle

Terry Flood Date: 9/6/2023 3:12:00 PM Any reference to one of my favourite movies is okay by me, GW. Strangely, I only mentioned ‘Horton hears a who’ to Ilene in the last day or so. Enjoyed. Terry Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 9/6/2023 6:28:00 PM You and I have connected telepathically with the great Seuss in the cosmos! ~ Ali Boo-boo