Peg's Halloween Party

Last Halloween was scary
with evil brewing strong
when Peggy planned a party
and things went off all wrong

In tatty robe, her hair awry
she slaved all day with care
her neighborhood to satisfy
with an elegant affair

Fine treats she baked and broiled
and decorated in detail
until her appetite was spoiled
and strength had almost failed

The house she'd scrubbed and polished
to a frighteningly bright sheen
every speck of dust demolished
she worked like a machine!

But, oh- the guests arrived too early
before she was quite dressed
and between her looks, and manner surly
were somewhat less than impressed

And to make things even worse
they quipped in her living room
 their clever lines, so well-rehearsed
“Oh Peg, we LOVE your costume!”

They waited half a second, while
still within earshot
and sniped with vicious smiles
about all her house was not

How her home was far too small
to host this gathering
with depressing rooms and narrow hall
too shabby for anything!

The kids came in rolled their eyes
at tacky Halloween kitsch
and consoled themselves by cracking-wise
about it all with Mitch

Now Mitch was Peggy's husband
and should've known her mind
but he said things offhand
that came off as unkind

Then Nan came in with Merrilee
a chef of snobby taste
who (nose turned up), quite warily
declared the food “a waste”

Then as the midnight beckoned
Peg raged against the room
(a “woman scorned”, I reckon...)
the party met their doom!

___

A Halloween poem to make up for my deceptively titled 'The Living Dead' poem... which has nothing to do with the holiday!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Kiser Avatar
November 6, 2019 at 3:15 PM
Haha, what guests and after all of that work she'd done. Great, fun piece.
Mcferran Avatar
November 6, 2019 at 10:06 PM
I know... they were awful, weren't they? ;D So glad you liked it!!
Dietrich Avatar
October 30, 2019 at 9:07 PM
Good one, Rhona. I remember one time hosting a party and not ONE person showed up. It was some church literary group. Sure made me feel sad!
Mcferran Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 12:42 AM
Thanks! Oh, I know that's a terrible feeling...
Krutsinger Avatar
October 30, 2019 at 10:07 AM
Ah, this is magnificently magical and fun this week!
Mcferran Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 12:34 AM
Thank you! I saw a picture prompt on our other site (of a furious zombie woman leaving a house), and this practically wrote itself! ;D
Lamoureux Avatar
October 30, 2019 at 9:44 AM
Poor Peg, I hope she kicked out her ungrateful guests. You told the story well. HugsRick.
Mcferran Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 12:33 AM
I'm afraid 'poor Peg' might've done more than kick them out! The picture that prompted me to write this was of a zombie woman storming away from a house in the middle of the night... (Why my mind automatically assumed her dinner party had gone awry is anyone's guess! hahaha ;D )
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