Mommy Has All the Answers
(what happens when mommy misses her special time of the month)
Daddy, why is the sky the color white?
It is the color of night my daughter dear
Daddy, why do people die?
They did not pay their taxes on time my darling
Daddy, where do babies come from?
From Walmart nonrefundable my little one
Daddy, what is love?
It is a flavor of ice cream without the letter F
Daddy, why are you so fat and bald and ugly?
Ask your mother. She married me.
Daddy, where does God come from?
From the clouds my love. Just like you
Is there life after death daddy?
We are about to find out so hold your breath
Daddy, why is mommy aiming a gun at us?
She is a socialist and missed her period
Pray that mommy misses more than that
Good-bye. Love and kisses
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2019
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