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Grandmother Silly Poems

These Grandmother Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Grandmother. These are the best examples of Silly Grandmother poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Snow
the fun snow was cold 
snow family we did build 
hot chocolate time 

 

Date Written:12/29/2022 

5 Place

Ice, Snow or Frost Haiku Contest 
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Categories: silly, cute, fun, humor, kid,



Premium Member A December Memento
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: silly, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Crockers
I wonder if Betty was grandmother to Norman
Both being creative and somewhat prolific
Not knowing either well, I can’t be specific
I’m betting they both own a...

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Categories: fun, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Stunk
My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
	she knew what to do
	without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk...

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Categories: silly, animal, funny, giggle, grandmother,

Wipeout
I've seen the cool moves of Surfing Annie
Her ironing board rides are so uncanny!
When she has a wipeout
She blames it on her gout
I'm proud of...

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Categories: grandmother, silly,



Grandma Dyed Her Hair Bright Green
Grandma loved the Christmas scene
                She even dyed her hair...

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Categories: silly, appreciation, christmas, family, grandmother,

Premium Member Wild Ride
It happened when I stepped inside,                                 "When I let one...

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Categories: cute, funny, humor, silly,

Premium Member The House
The house,                                               ...

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Categories: silly, flower, house, humor, sea,

Premium Member Humor
Humor, humor where did you go,                   ...

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Categories: silly, cry, funny, happy, humor,

Premium Member Pareidolia
Pareidolia you just come and go,                   ...

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Categories: silly, books, crazy, funny, humorous,

Premium Member I Want a Cobra For Christmas
I want a cobra for Christmas
Only a cobra will do
Don't want any other junk, certainly no toy
I want a cobra that will eat up a...

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Categories: silly, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Hettie's Convoluted Content
"HETTIE'S CONVOLUTED CONTENT"


the main character was in 
a relationship with a woman in 
the movie we were watching.
the girlfriend of that same 
man went out...

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Categories: death, evil, prison, silly,

Missing Kristen
Missing Kristen

Bright blue eyes that sparkle;
And gentle chestnut curls.
She dances through my heart strings;
My skinny baby girl.

So proud to be her Grandma;
Even though I'm kind...

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Categories: silly, absence, grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother,

Grandma
Please don't kiss Grandma
With your wrinkled worn out skin
Your breath like stinking ashtrays
With an undertone of gin.

I really love you Grandma,
But when it's time to...

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Categories: silly, childhood, family, funny, grandmother,

Grannys Glass Eye
My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned...

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Categories: grandmother, nonsense, silly,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things