Wild Ride

It happened when I stepped inside,
                                
"When I let one loose in the elevator" it was a smelly ride.
      
They all cried,
                                                                  
I just wanted to hide.
    
The elevator stops with a hit,
                                          
I almost did another fart with my split.
                            
Before I knew it,
                                                            
the doors opened-now I need to split.
  
Date Written 8/1/2021
 
4 Place
August 2021 NA's Contest Judged:  8/30/2021 Sponsored by: Constance La France
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La France Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 2:12 PM
Paula, congratulations on your win in my contest ~ love and serenity _ Constance
Goldsmith Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 11:52 AM
Thanks You, for your note and for your congratulations. It was fun to have this one win in your wonderful contest. Glad you like this "Wild Ride" write. It was so much fun to write. I hope it gave everyone a smile. Have a great/blessed day.............
Crabtree Avatar
August 2, 2021 at 4:39 PM
lol. I love this! :)
Goldsmith Avatar
August 3, 2021 at 10:32 AM
Thanks for your note. Glad you love this one. Hope I gave you a smile. Have a great/blessed day.............
Rodrigues Avatar
August 2, 2021 at 8:06 AM
I feel the drop of your embarrassment! Sometimes they or we need to exit…
Goldsmith Avatar
August 3, 2021 at 10:31 AM
Thanks for your note. Glad you like this fun one. You are so right, "we need to exit" fast. Have a great/blessed day.............
Wolf Avatar
August 1, 2021 at 8:32 PM
Hope your pants didn't split at this point, Paula!! Actually, I prefer a banana split to all of these kind of splits.
Goldsmith Avatar
August 3, 2021 at 10:30 AM
Thanks for your note. Glad you like this fun write. Yes, I will also take a banana split. Have a great/blessed day.............
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